There's a quote from Gore Vidal that says "whenever a friend succeeds a little piece of me dies". I feel the opposite. Today I went to see my friend Steve Connor at the ceremony to unveil a portrait of Yuri Gagarin in Manchester Town Hall to commemorate the 50th anniversay of his visit to the city. Steve's pictured here with Harry Lyons the Lord Mayor of Manchester as he's driven the project along.
When I got there Steve was speaking with the backdrop of the Russian imperial flag. Part of him will have been disappointed that it wasn't the hammer and sickle (purely for reasons of historical accuracy, of course), indeed a couple of old "tankies" made that very point. Steve spoke so well, telling the story of how Major Gagarin came to rainy Manchester to meet the workers at Metropolitan Vickers and at the foundry workers union base in Moss Side and how he met Bernard Lovell, the creator of the Jodrell Bank telescope at a reception at the Town Hall.
"He was pretty much mobbed on his arrival by a crowd that included the then ‘Mayor of Stretford’. He then drove through Moss Side to the Union’s HQ, where his car was reported showered with ‘red roses, poppies and carnations’ and, this is my favourite bit, was presented with a specially designed medal that to my eye could have been the early work of Comrade Saville, if he’d been around at the time. It included the slogan ‘Together Moulding a Better World'."
There's some coverage here and here is Steve's blog on the plans for the celebration of the anniversary of the visit today with a flavour of what he spoke about today.
I knew Steve at Manchester University in the 1980s when we both wrote for Mancunion, the student paper, and were both in the Labour Party (he's one of only two people who still call me "comrade"). It was brilliant reacquanting with him again when I came back to the city in 2000 and I've particularly enjoyed seeing his business grow. Creative Concern isn't just a PR company for good causes, it's more of a moral crusade. They burn with passion for clients and bring civic advocacy and real campaigning zeal. It's been hard through the recession, but on the evidence of work they've done for the Manchester Electric Car Company they have grasped the commercial nettle very effectively.
So, to come back to Gore Vidal's silly quote. Honestly, once in a while you look at one of your friends in a confident and happy place and you just glow. Today was one of those days. And here's a better Vidal quote: "Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say and not giving a damn." Touche, comrade?
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Monday, July 11, 2011
Maple Leaf monument to Canadian air crews
Until now there has been no permanent memorial to the Royal Canadian Airforce and their extraordinary contribution to the war effort in the Second World War. As I mentioned here, this has been a work in progress, and me and my Mum were honoured to represent our family at the unveiling of a new monument at the National Arboretum in Staffordshire. My Grandfather Francis Edward O'Hare, my Mum's Dad, died aged just 24, shot down near Duisberg in Germany in April 1943. He was serving as a pilot officer with the Royal Canadian Airforce and based out of Gransden Lodge in Cambridgeshire.
The ceremony was officially hosted by the Duke of Gloucester, who spoke well. But for us the most touching contribution was made by Commodore Kelly Williams, a senior military officer from Canada who is currently serving as the military attache to the UK. He spoke of meeting a war widow and her son, now 67, who never met his father and reunited her with a ring. The full story is here. When we met him later to thank him for his oration he spoke direct words of comfort and support to my Mum that meant so much to her.
I'd never been aware of the National Arboretum either. It is a symbol of the steady and stoic support for the contribution of the armed forces in this country. I've been to Arlington in Washington and to the memorials of Canberra. I've even been to the national monument in Ankara. But wasn't even aware of this place. It seems to have been born from a movement that has genuinely come from the people, to honour fallen heroes. It is a serene and impressive place. The central obelisk and statues form the centrepiece, but much thought has gone into its ambience. As the trees bloom it will be a magnificent haven to reflect and to honour.
The ceremony was officially hosted by the Duke of Gloucester, who spoke well. But for us the most touching contribution was made by Commodore Kelly Williams, a senior military officer from Canada who is currently serving as the military attache to the UK. He spoke of meeting a war widow and her son, now 67, who never met his father and reunited her with a ring. The full story is here. When we met him later to thank him for his oration he spoke direct words of comfort and support to my Mum that meant so much to her.
I'd never been aware of the National Arboretum either. It is a symbol of the steady and stoic support for the contribution of the armed forces in this country. I've been to Arlington in Washington and to the memorials of Canberra. I've even been to the national monument in Ankara. But wasn't even aware of this place. It seems to have been born from a movement that has genuinely come from the people, to honour fallen heroes. It is a serene and impressive place. The central obelisk and statues form the centrepiece, but much thought has gone into its ambience. As the trees bloom it will be a magnificent haven to reflect and to honour.
Friday, July 08, 2011
The only way is ethics
Even before the news broke yesterday that the News of the Screws was being shut down, I had a feeling something game changing was in the offing. It wasn't ever going to be about the government squaring up to Murdoch, he changed the debate and moved it on. And I can't recall anyone suggesting the NOTW be closed in order to atone for this nonsense.
But what are the deeper lessons and how are they going to play out? How will this impact on journalism? I had an intruiging chat to Liam Fogarty about this yesterday. He also teaches on the journalism course at UCLAN. We were both in agreement about a need to reinforce the ethical heart of journalism and storytelling. So much of the cruelty and meaness of everyday life stems from a diminishing of this. There has to be a recasting of the purpose of journalism from the ground up now. Not just the teaching of the law and the rules, but of the nobility of fairness and accuracy.
But what are the deeper lessons and how are they going to play out? How will this impact on journalism? I had an intruiging chat to Liam Fogarty about this yesterday. He also teaches on the journalism course at UCLAN. We were both in agreement about a need to reinforce the ethical heart of journalism and storytelling. So much of the cruelty and meaness of everyday life stems from a diminishing of this. There has to be a recasting of the purpose of journalism from the ground up now. Not just the teaching of the law and the rules, but of the nobility of fairness and accuracy.
Dr Dee at the Festival - Blackadder goes Spinal Tap
Half way through Damon Albarn's modern opera Dr Dee last night I wondered how on earth he ever came up with the idea for such a performance. It was bewildering. Part Derek Jarman, a bit of Spinal Tap and a sprinkling of Blackadder. As a spectacle it was a triumph. As a piece of theatre and performance there was much to admire. But could I follow it? Not really. I got the hang of it in the second half as I have friends who understand these things better than me and explained things at the break. The moral of the story, I suppose, is this: the Catholics might have roughed you up for your zany scientific ways, but trusting these dodgy sorcerers was only ever going to bring grief.
In a sense, it's what the Manchester International Festival is all about: challenging you to broaden your thinking and experience new cultural forms. That said, it would have been nice if Damon Albarn had dramatically ended the performance with an Elizabethan alchemist's version of Parklife.
In a sense, it's what the Manchester International Festival is all about: challenging you to broaden your thinking and experience new cultural forms. That said, it would have been nice if Damon Albarn had dramatically ended the performance with an Elizabethan alchemist's version of Parklife.
Sunday, July 03, 2011
With Downtown Frank on the radio
I did a radio programme this week with Frank McKenna of Downtown in Business. The link to the podcast of it is here, so it should be up in a day or two. It's on City Talk FM in Liverpool and we cover cruise terminals, pensions, the public sector strikes and a tiny bit of politics.
Festival in play - Sinead O'Connor
The excellent Manchester International Festival is back in town. I love the way Albert Square is transformed into a plaza type meeting place of a daytime and an evening. It just feels so civilised and convivial. Even Damon Albarn was hanging out there on Friday afternoon.
On Saturday we saw Sinead O'Connor perform a mix of old songs and new and, yes she did do THAT Prince cover. Her voice is incredible, of that there is no doubt. Some of her lyrics are breathtakingly poignant and reflect her complex and confused life - abusive mother, sexual orientation issues, bipolar, 4 x4 (kids by different Dads), an odd relationship with her faith. Such honesty - such baggage - brings its hazards - and some of the songs are a bit "sixth form poetry". As she tells her own stories between the songs she isn't trying to hide anything. It is all laid bare. But sometimes it seems like she tries to fit a bit too much into a single song.
Was it any good? Yes, of course it was. Really good. And if she's sorted herself out, to learn to appreciate the talent she has and the respect she still has, then I think on the evidence of this concert she stands on the brink of a bit of a comeback. Her band were very tight and her reggae influences show a varied musical style that nicely complemented her own powerful vocal strength.
And she looks very different now too, from when she did THAT video to THAT song. A full head of hair for a start.
On Saturday we saw Sinead O'Connor perform a mix of old songs and new and, yes she did do THAT Prince cover. Her voice is incredible, of that there is no doubt. Some of her lyrics are breathtakingly poignant and reflect her complex and confused life - abusive mother, sexual orientation issues, bipolar, 4 x4 (kids by different Dads), an odd relationship with her faith. Such honesty - such baggage - brings its hazards - and some of the songs are a bit "sixth form poetry". As she tells her own stories between the songs she isn't trying to hide anything. It is all laid bare. But sometimes it seems like she tries to fit a bit too much into a single song.
Was it any good? Yes, of course it was. Really good. And if she's sorted herself out, to learn to appreciate the talent she has and the respect she still has, then I think on the evidence of this concert she stands on the brink of a bit of a comeback. Her band were very tight and her reggae influences show a varied musical style that nicely complemented her own powerful vocal strength.
And she looks very different now too, from when she did THAT video to THAT song. A full head of hair for a start.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
One Vince Miller
Enjoyed a wonderful Radio 3 Nightwaves Podcast this morning. It was a debate on identity on the internet, how people adopt different names and personalities to blog and tweet etc (perish the very thought!). To add to the confusion one of the participants was introduced as "the sociologist Vince Power", which got me pondering about how he promotes Irish music festivals in his spare time and probably has other exotic identities. It turned out he was in fact the sociologist Vince Miller. For me though, there's only one Vince Miller, a fine man of this parish and much as I enjoyed Dr Miller's observations on authenticity, our Vince would have kept it very real indeed.
Sunday, June 26, 2011
MediaCity is important, but not for regeneration
I'm very excited about MediaCity and will be seeing it for myself this week. In the meantime, there's been some rum comment here about the regenerative powers of the BBC's relocation.
On its own the BBC move won't solve inequality and deprivation in Salford. To suggest that is the purpose is to miss the point. But if the BBC has to tax each and every household in the UK for its services – not just BBC1 and BBC2, but effectively for all of it – then it is unsustainable for those services to be so metropolitan in tone, voice and location. The resettlement of a large chunk of a national corporation to the North West is not only a good thing, it is essential for a functioning national plural democracy.
To then have a private company, Peel, build the thing and to invest in the rest of the infrastructure around it – with a subsidy, just like the Dome, just like the Olympics, just like the Thames Gateway, just like the new BBC radio studio central London – is an incredible piece of good fortune.
The refuseniks who don’t want to come to live in Hale and Didsbury now are an aberration. The real story lies with the people who have a chance to work with the BBC for the next 20 years – my kids, their mates and even the sons and daughters of Nicky Campbell and others who are coming. It is the BBC after all.
Having accepted all of the above, the BBC then sought a suitable site. Salford Quays was their most cost effective solution as the landowner was prepared to build it (by unlocking subsidy, granted). Manchester’s alternative – Southern Gateway – was more costly and didn’t have the potential to attract other inward investors.
MediaCity at Salford Quays has proved attractive to SISLink, ITV, Salford University, little by little, bit by bit, a new media ecology can grow here.
It won’t provide mass employment for the yoof of Langworthy – however much they say it might – but there is much more to it than that.
On its own the BBC move won't solve inequality and deprivation in Salford. To suggest that is the purpose is to miss the point. But if the BBC has to tax each and every household in the UK for its services – not just BBC1 and BBC2, but effectively for all of it – then it is unsustainable for those services to be so metropolitan in tone, voice and location. The resettlement of a large chunk of a national corporation to the North West is not only a good thing, it is essential for a functioning national plural democracy.
To then have a private company, Peel, build the thing and to invest in the rest of the infrastructure around it – with a subsidy, just like the Dome, just like the Olympics, just like the Thames Gateway, just like the new BBC radio studio central London – is an incredible piece of good fortune.
The refuseniks who don’t want to come to live in Hale and Didsbury now are an aberration. The real story lies with the people who have a chance to work with the BBC for the next 20 years – my kids, their mates and even the sons and daughters of Nicky Campbell and others who are coming. It is the BBC after all.
Having accepted all of the above, the BBC then sought a suitable site. Salford Quays was their most cost effective solution as the landowner was prepared to build it (by unlocking subsidy, granted). Manchester’s alternative – Southern Gateway – was more costly and didn’t have the potential to attract other inward investors.
MediaCity at Salford Quays has proved attractive to SISLink, ITV, Salford University, little by little, bit by bit, a new media ecology can grow here.
It won’t provide mass employment for the yoof of Langworthy – however much they say it might – but there is much more to it than that.
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Never Mind the Apprentice Here's Young Enterprise
So, to Manchester Airport's Concorde facility for the annual awards for the best group of school kids from the North West with their own business idea. The winners, left, were from Clitheroe Royal Grammar School in Lancashire with their own collection of products in a reusable bag. A very nifty gift idea. It was my honour to host these awards and I can say with some confidence that every one of the finalists was loads better than any of the muppets on the present series of the Apprentice.
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Why aren't I into Doves?
Everything about Doves suggests I should like them. Triumphant expansive sound, parochial North West references. A nod to prog in that they are technically very accomplished and experiment with different sounds. To cap it all, they seem like really nice lads. It hit me tonight on the way home on the train, the opening guitar on the opening track on Last Broadcast - Words - is a stirring anthemic intro as good as anything you could hear on a random shuffle. Then comes the voice. It just isn't strong enough, or distinctive enough. Vocals don't have to be powerful and domineering. Am I too shallow to appreciate the point of Doves enough? Is there another entry point I should try? The critics seem to universally love them, so I guess it really must be me. I read somewhere that they are friends with Guy Garvey and may work together. That has potential.
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Booze, boys and kids footie
When I did my FA coaching course a couple of years ago, the course leader was an experienced coach called Bill Prendergast. A couple of us got talking to him about the end of season presentation evenings that junior football clubs do. Bill was horrified that these events are held in pubs and clubs with alcohol consumed avidly. I was also concerned that our event at Marple was taking too long with 9 age groups and hundreds of bored parents hovering at the bar creating a hum of background noise. "Ask the kids what they want," suggested Bill. Well, we did, but they just want their evening of glory, really, and you can't ask an 8 year old an open question. We put an online poll on the website which came down to a choice between 'just each age group', 'a single function', or 'two events - one for the "youths" (10-14) and one for the "juniors" (7-10)'. They went for the latter option.
We've done it all now. The older kids had an awards at Hawk Green Cricket Club last weekend. And last night we held the juniors event in Holy Spirit Catholic Church in Marple. Rachel sorted out some pop for the thirsty kids (and adults). Both were all done in an hour. Everyone went home happy.
There's a report out at the moment from the Joseph Rowntree Foundation that draws a link between seeing parents drinking and how teenagers go on to behave. There are a lot of important issues running around here, but I'm very much coming around to the view that just as you wouldn't expect to get drunk at a school play it isn't too much to put off that Friday night livener for another hour.
We've done it all now. The older kids had an awards at Hawk Green Cricket Club last weekend. And last night we held the juniors event in Holy Spirit Catholic Church in Marple. Rachel sorted out some pop for the thirsty kids (and adults). Both were all done in an hour. Everyone went home happy.
There's a report out at the moment from the Joseph Rowntree Foundation that draws a link between seeing parents drinking and how teenagers go on to behave. There are a lot of important issues running around here, but I'm very much coming around to the view that just as you wouldn't expect to get drunk at a school play it isn't too much to put off that Friday night livener for another hour.
The star turn at the Property Awards - and me and Rory
Rory Bremner was our star turn at the Insider Property Awards last week. I know what you're thinking. He's a has been. Do you know what? I thought that too. I don't know why, he's still on TV isn't he? We occasionally hire celebrities for these awards events and they do a fantastic job. And I see the odd one who betrays the central truth of these occasions: it's easy money and they hate doing it.
Rory is a very smart guy. And I think for the very reasons I outlined above, he knows that the same-old, same-old won't do. So this is what happened. I spared him the crowd control, the charity appeal and the housekeeping and hosted those bits. I tried a new technique for crowd control - and getting 900 people to stay quiet is tough. I didn't "shush" at all. It's seen as rude by some people, and so I tried pauses and extra ad libbing. No-one is listening at the very start anyway. But at 9:45 Rory bounced onto the stage and did a good half hour of comedy. Not just his impressions, which are all spot on, but a series of one-liners, quips, barbs and topical observations. This being Manchester Ryan Giggs featured heavily. He was brilliant. He exuded star quality. It was a pleasure to watch him work (for us).
When it comes to the awards themselves there's another unspoken pact between audience and presenter. He knows it's important to the winner. They know he doesn't really take it that seriously. They also know that it's important in their world and want to win. But it doesn't do to be seen to be taking it too seriously. The real skill comes in the detail and brevity of the script that the presenter works to. In this case Neil Tague, who I work with, provided a punchy and informative script that walked that line with great aplomb. If you can get to the end and a BAFTA award winning comic doesn't feel it necessary to say - "or so it says here" then you've done a first rate job.
So, we've had all kinds of people thanking us for the show. One thing that keeps coming up is how good Rory Bremner was - his jokes and his impressions, but also his research and familiarity with the North West and the property world. Well, take that as a compliment Rory, but take it as an even bigger one, Neil Tague.
Rory is a very smart guy. And I think for the very reasons I outlined above, he knows that the same-old, same-old won't do. So this is what happened. I spared him the crowd control, the charity appeal and the housekeeping and hosted those bits. I tried a new technique for crowd control - and getting 900 people to stay quiet is tough. I didn't "shush" at all. It's seen as rude by some people, and so I tried pauses and extra ad libbing. No-one is listening at the very start anyway. But at 9:45 Rory bounced onto the stage and did a good half hour of comedy. Not just his impressions, which are all spot on, but a series of one-liners, quips, barbs and topical observations. This being Manchester Ryan Giggs featured heavily. He was brilliant. He exuded star quality. It was a pleasure to watch him work (for us).
When it comes to the awards themselves there's another unspoken pact between audience and presenter. He knows it's important to the winner. They know he doesn't really take it that seriously. They also know that it's important in their world and want to win. But it doesn't do to be seen to be taking it too seriously. The real skill comes in the detail and brevity of the script that the presenter works to. In this case Neil Tague, who I work with, provided a punchy and informative script that walked that line with great aplomb. If you can get to the end and a BAFTA award winning comic doesn't feel it necessary to say - "or so it says here" then you've done a first rate job.
So, we've had all kinds of people thanking us for the show. One thing that keeps coming up is how good Rory Bremner was - his jokes and his impressions, but also his research and familiarity with the North West and the property world. Well, take that as a compliment Rory, but take it as an even bigger one, Neil Tague.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Treasure Islands by Nicholas Shaxson - book review
I bought this book by way of preparation for a trip to the Isle of Man. I was interviewing government officials, tax experts, lawyers and business people who chose to operate in a low tax environment. The book doesn't really talk much about the "tax haven in the Irish Sea" but does get stuck into the morality of low tax regimes in Jersey, the Cayman Islands and Switzerland. And the City of London.
Shaxson is to be commended for a well researched and powerfully argued polemic against the offshore financial system. The history lesson is remarkable. He analyses the paradoxes of Maynard Keynes and the role of the Vestey family, a Scouse meat trading dynasty. He describes how companies operating across national jurisdictions fiddle the system by opting to be taxed in low or zero rated countries. When he describes the plundering of Africa it is a powerful tale indeed.
Where he slightly falls down is in his central thesis that offshore is at the root of all evil. When it's his life's work, he sees the tentacles of offshore banking and tax everywhere, even infecting the libel laws. I think he goes way over the top in characterising a layer of idiots in Jersey as evidence that these are all "bad guys". They might be, but he doesn't resort to that crude characterisation in the chapter on the City of London, where the evidence stacks up much better.
So, did it help me in understanding the Isle of Man? No, on the contrary. I have an instinctive hostility to offshore. It doesn't feel right. But the model of a low tax small state anything goes society isn't the case at all. The Isle of Man actually has a larger public sector and a state that meddles in all kinds of odd areas of life. Their argument for a low tax regime is that they have 80,000 people to support and a have higher costs due to their isolation.
And did it help me understand the source of the financial crisis and the problems that face the world? Yes, definitely. It's provided some uncomfortable and unconvenient truths to ponder. And is likely to provoke some soul searching over a number of fundamental business issues.
So, is it a good book? Yes, it's well written and detailed. You also get the sense there is a whole lot more he could say, but is fearful of libel writs. A welcome contribution.
Shaxson is to be commended for a well researched and powerfully argued polemic against the offshore financial system. The history lesson is remarkable. He analyses the paradoxes of Maynard Keynes and the role of the Vestey family, a Scouse meat trading dynasty. He describes how companies operating across national jurisdictions fiddle the system by opting to be taxed in low or zero rated countries. When he describes the plundering of Africa it is a powerful tale indeed.
Where he slightly falls down is in his central thesis that offshore is at the root of all evil. When it's his life's work, he sees the tentacles of offshore banking and tax everywhere, even infecting the libel laws. I think he goes way over the top in characterising a layer of idiots in Jersey as evidence that these are all "bad guys". They might be, but he doesn't resort to that crude characterisation in the chapter on the City of London, where the evidence stacks up much better.
So, did it help me in understanding the Isle of Man? No, on the contrary. I have an instinctive hostility to offshore. It doesn't feel right. But the model of a low tax small state anything goes society isn't the case at all. The Isle of Man actually has a larger public sector and a state that meddles in all kinds of odd areas of life. Their argument for a low tax regime is that they have 80,000 people to support and a have higher costs due to their isolation.
And did it help me understand the source of the financial crisis and the problems that face the world? Yes, definitely. It's provided some uncomfortable and unconvenient truths to ponder. And is likely to provoke some soul searching over a number of fundamental business issues.
So, is it a good book? Yes, it's well written and detailed. You also get the sense there is a whole lot more he could say, but is fearful of libel writs. A welcome contribution.
Friday, June 10, 2011
Marple store wars - a new twist
I was surprised to get a twitter update from Greater Manchester Police linking to a site here, where they have served notice that they have applied to review the licence of the Premier store run by the Raja Brothers at Rose Hill.
This is the reason given: "because the operation of these premises does not support the licensing objectives, namely the prevention of crime and disorder, public safety and the protection of children from harm. The application has been made on the grounds that the Police have been investigating these premise for underage sales and were unable to view the CCTV footage."
You have until the 5th of July to make a statement, you are reminded that to make a false statement is an offence.
This is the reason given: "because the operation of these premises does not support the licensing objectives, namely the prevention of crime and disorder, public safety and the protection of children from harm. The application has been made on the grounds that the Police have been investigating these premise for underage sales and were unable to view the CCTV footage."
You have until the 5th of July to make a statement, you are reminded that to make a false statement is an offence.
Wednesday, June 08, 2011
The final insult
I feel pretty miffed about Phil Jones leaving Blackburn Rovers for Manchester United. It's not just because I happen to rate him very highly and that our sons are going to bed very sad tonight. That is true, by the way, but I'm annoyed because Rovers haven't had enough from him yet. He played 40 games. That's a season. One season.
I'm also miffed because he had an injury last season and was helped back from it. We even went to watch him play half a game for the reserves on his comeback. Surely another season to push forward with the club he supported as a kid - see how they trot that one out when it suits them - would not only have increased his stock as a player but he would have improved his experience and added to the number of appearances too. I don't give a stuff for his career now, or how he does for that other team, I liked him because he played for my team in the blue and white.
No, what really, really gets me, is that there doesn't seem to be anyone able to stand up for the club or to make a case for the future and for a young talent to be part of something exciting. The manager is in court on a drink driving charge. The owners are in India. The managing director has left. There is no chairman. There is only chaos.
And the season ticket packs arrived today with a Manchester postmark and from an Eccles address. Guess who's on the montage of "heroes"? Well, the worst manager the club has ever had is gurning from the back, then there is young Jones, just to the right of Terry Gennoe (289 appearances). Sorry Phil, you will never be a Blackburn Rovers hero. Not now. Your loss.
I'm also miffed because he had an injury last season and was helped back from it. We even went to watch him play half a game for the reserves on his comeback. Surely another season to push forward with the club he supported as a kid - see how they trot that one out when it suits them - would not only have increased his stock as a player but he would have improved his experience and added to the number of appearances too. I don't give a stuff for his career now, or how he does for that other team, I liked him because he played for my team in the blue and white.
No, what really, really gets me, is that there doesn't seem to be anyone able to stand up for the club or to make a case for the future and for a young talent to be part of something exciting. The manager is in court on a drink driving charge. The owners are in India. The managing director has left. There is no chairman. There is only chaos.
And the season ticket packs arrived today with a Manchester postmark and from an Eccles address. Guess who's on the montage of "heroes"? Well, the worst manager the club has ever had is gurning from the back, then there is young Jones, just to the right of Terry Gennoe (289 appearances). Sorry Phil, you will never be a Blackburn Rovers hero. Not now. Your loss.
Sunday, June 05, 2011
Rovers rumours
Here's what I've heard about Blackburn Rovers. It's a fairly unpleasant workplace to be behind the scenes. Tom Finn is relieved to be on his way and won't be the last of the old regime to go. Appointing Paul Hunt as a deputy chief executive to work alongside a managing director was never going to last. There is no sign of a new chairman. There is still no sponsor willing to pay the £5m they were asking. This in turn is delaying the marketing of next season's kit and the distribution of the season ticket renewal packs. A betting company was lined up (groan), but was knocked back by the Indians. No serious decision is taken without approval of the two new directors Gandhi Babu and Mahesh Gupta. They have to consult with the Rao family on everything.
On the pitch, Nicola Kalinic, Chris Samba and Phil Jones are almost certain to be sold. That's not something I've heard from the inside. It's a gut feeling.
As for Steve Kean, rumours that Rochdale have requested permission to speak to him about the vacant manager's job at Spotland are just wishful thinking on my part.
Does any of this suggest that Venky's know what they are doing?
On the pitch, Nicola Kalinic, Chris Samba and Phil Jones are almost certain to be sold. That's not something I've heard from the inside. It's a gut feeling.
As for Steve Kean, rumours that Rochdale have requested permission to speak to him about the vacant manager's job at Spotland are just wishful thinking on my part.
Does any of this suggest that Venky's know what they are doing?
Helping the Heroes at the Reebok
Thanks to my pal Mike Finnigan I had the opportunity this week to play football on the hallowed turf of Bolton's Reebok Stadium. It was a terrific occasion. Finn used to work with Sam Allardyce at Bolton (story here) and organised the fine details - Bolton kits, home and away dressing rooms, UEFA handshakes, music, an official greeting with the Duchess of Grimsargh. As we stepped out to play we all got the same handshake from our boss that his client David Moyes gives his players at Everton - and the same message: "look after each other out there".
The pitch was in great condition. It was like a snooker table, so smooth and the grass was at a perfect length. It was almost impossible to make a bad pass, but I'm sure we did. In time we'll have the video and some photos. There were 8 camera positions and Gary Weaver was doing the commentary. It was great having Rachel and all the lads there to watch too (above). Such a great day.
Last year I played at Ewood Park and it nearly killed me. My fitness and motivation levels must have improved ten fold, as I came through OK and had more pitch time than I did last year. The engine splutters a bit, but I didn't collapse. No-one else got badly injured either, just one lad had a bust hamstring.
We also raised some money for Help for Heroes. This is an important charity in our family. My Uncle Pete, who died in March this year, was an enthusiastic supporter. He was ex-forces and his son Danny is serving too. Pete will never be forgotten, a big guy with a loving family who miss him terribly. This was for him.
The pitch was in great condition. It was like a snooker table, so smooth and the grass was at a perfect length. It was almost impossible to make a bad pass, but I'm sure we did. In time we'll have the video and some photos. There were 8 camera positions and Gary Weaver was doing the commentary. It was great having Rachel and all the lads there to watch too (above). Such a great day.
Last year I played at Ewood Park and it nearly killed me. My fitness and motivation levels must have improved ten fold, as I came through OK and had more pitch time than I did last year. The engine splutters a bit, but I didn't collapse. No-one else got badly injured either, just one lad had a bust hamstring.
We also raised some money for Help for Heroes. This is an important charity in our family. My Uncle Pete, who died in March this year, was an enthusiastic supporter. He was ex-forces and his son Danny is serving too. Pete will never be forgotten, a big guy with a loving family who miss him terribly. This was for him.
Friday, June 03, 2011
Take That and Robbie raise the bar for live music
I have seen most of my favourite bands. I have soaked up the raw energy of The Jam in their prime, the Manics at their peak of fame, the pink rabbits of the Flaming Lips and of U2's most pompous stadium best on two occasions. I enjoyed the majesty of the David Bowie Glass Spider, but the music was rubbish. But I will say this. I have never ever seen a live stage performance as dramatic, emotional and as awe inspiring as ... Take That at the City of Manchester stadium tonight.
It was so much more than a pop concert. Part Circ de Soiel, mixed with the Bolshoi Ballet, some X Factor, the Rat Pack, a smattering of soap opera drama and a boy band reunion concert. For each song to have a different stage and multiple dress changes suggests that the whole package now has been re-defined.
As if the reapperance of Robbie Williams wasn't enough - and frankly it would have been - the detail and the choreographed spectacle tonight have created a live event to change the whole game forever.
How disappointed will any one of the 400,000 people attending concerts here in Manchester be the next time they see a lame relay of hits from an old favourite? We've heard a lot of talk about the music industry needing the live event to save the soul of music. It just won't be good enough. This was just incredible.
Footnote: The tour sold 1.1 million tickets in one day.
It was so much more than a pop concert. Part Circ de Soiel, mixed with the Bolshoi Ballet, some X Factor, the Rat Pack, a smattering of soap opera drama and a boy band reunion concert. For each song to have a different stage and multiple dress changes suggests that the whole package now has been re-defined.
As if the reapperance of Robbie Williams wasn't enough - and frankly it would have been - the detail and the choreographed spectacle tonight have created a live event to change the whole game forever.
How disappointed will any one of the 400,000 people attending concerts here in Manchester be the next time they see a lame relay of hits from an old favourite? We've heard a lot of talk about the music industry needing the live event to save the soul of music. It just won't be good enough. This was just incredible.
Footnote: The tour sold 1.1 million tickets in one day.
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
More Manchester tribes
I was going to rattle something off about how annoying I found this in the Guardian. It's a guide to Manchester tribes as an intro to people from outside the city coming to the Manchester International Festival. Actually, it's quite funny and rather than being patronising, you just have to see it as a start.
Here are a couple of mine:
Heirs to Burgess: 60 something men and women, linen, tweed or cord jackets. Learned and fun loving, enjoying a second youth after kids have all grown up. Live in the city centre or Didsbury. Will go to absolutely everything.
Reluctant sponsor: 40s or 50s man, in business, usually property or the law. Jeans, shirt undone two buttons. Was never quite hip enough to be hanging out with Hacienda Man, would probably be seen checking his Blackberry at the back of Sinead O'Connor as his (younger, second) wife asks when she's going to do the Prince song where she cries.
Peak people: Bergaus and North Face fleeces, checks and denims. Stout walking boots and rucsacs. Live in somewhere like Hayfield or Mellor. Will go to everything at the festival, and especially the free events where the kids can eat organic ice cream.
Here are a couple of mine:
Heirs to Burgess: 60 something men and women, linen, tweed or cord jackets. Learned and fun loving, enjoying a second youth after kids have all grown up. Live in the city centre or Didsbury. Will go to absolutely everything.
Reluctant sponsor: 40s or 50s man, in business, usually property or the law. Jeans, shirt undone two buttons. Was never quite hip enough to be hanging out with Hacienda Man, would probably be seen checking his Blackberry at the back of Sinead O'Connor as his (younger, second) wife asks when she's going to do the Prince song where she cries.
Peak people: Bergaus and North Face fleeces, checks and denims. Stout walking boots and rucsacs. Live in somewhere like Hayfield or Mellor. Will go to everything at the festival, and especially the free events where the kids can eat organic ice cream.
Monday, May 30, 2011
My predictions summed up - rubbish
I didn't do very well in predictions this season. I gave up in the two prediction leagues I joined. My start of season punts, which I link to here, had Manchester City down to win the Premier League which topped a litany of mistakes. It's a good job I don't bet.
In my favour I, like most people had Blackpool to go down, but also West Ham. Full marks there. I had Norwich down as dark horses in the Championship, mid table for Morecambe and Accy Stanley in League Two and a rotten season for Stockport County.
Here's how the Premier League ended up:
1. Manchester United (I said 3rd)
2. Chelsea (ooh, correct!)
3. Manchester City (I said 1st)
4. Arsenal (I said 5th)
5. Spurs (I said 6th)
6. Liverpool (I said 4th) - but hey, I got the top 6 right.
7. Everton (ooh, correct!)
8. Fulham (I said 12th, underestimate Sparky at your peril)
9. Aston Villa (I said 8th)
10. Sunderland (ooh, correct!)
11. West Brom (I said 16th)
12. Newcastle United (I said 13th)
13. Stoke City (I said 17th)
14. Bolton Wanderers (I said 9th, I do rate Coyle)
15. Blackburn Rovers (I said 11th, Venky's eh?)
16. Wolverhampton Wanderers (ooh, correct!)
17. Wigan Athletic (I said 18th, sorry Mr Whelan)
18. Birmingham City (I said 14th, thought they'd do something good)
19. Blackpool (went down, correct, but better than anyone expected)
20. West Ham United (went down, correct)
In fairness, there is a predictability to the whole miserable greed league. There's nothing remotely clever about that top six prediction, or the bottom end of things. It will be the same next season.
In my favour I, like most people had Blackpool to go down, but also West Ham. Full marks there. I had Norwich down as dark horses in the Championship, mid table for Morecambe and Accy Stanley in League Two and a rotten season for Stockport County.
Here's how the Premier League ended up:
1. Manchester United (I said 3rd)
2. Chelsea (ooh, correct!)
3. Manchester City (I said 1st)
4. Arsenal (I said 5th)
5. Spurs (I said 6th)
6. Liverpool (I said 4th) - but hey, I got the top 6 right.
7. Everton (ooh, correct!)
8. Fulham (I said 12th, underestimate Sparky at your peril)
9. Aston Villa (I said 8th)
10. Sunderland (ooh, correct!)
11. West Brom (I said 16th)
12. Newcastle United (I said 13th)
13. Stoke City (I said 17th)
14. Bolton Wanderers (I said 9th, I do rate Coyle)
15. Blackburn Rovers (I said 11th, Venky's eh?)
16. Wolverhampton Wanderers (ooh, correct!)
17. Wigan Athletic (I said 18th, sorry Mr Whelan)
18. Birmingham City (I said 14th, thought they'd do something good)
19. Blackpool (went down, correct, but better than anyone expected)
20. West Ham United (went down, correct)
In fairness, there is a predictability to the whole miserable greed league. There's nothing remotely clever about that top six prediction, or the bottom end of things. It will be the same next season.
Sunday, May 29, 2011
This is how you beat Barcelona
Everyone salivated at that wonderful second half performance by Barcelona last night, and rightly so.
A few thoughts though - Ryan Giggs finally achieved the anonymity he craved all week. The number 19 also corresponded with the number of touches United players had on the ball in the last 45 minutes.
But it also brought back a memory of how Barcelona can be beaten. The report is here.
A few thoughts though - Ryan Giggs finally achieved the anonymity he craved all week. The number 19 also corresponded with the number of touches United players had on the ball in the last 45 minutes.
But it also brought back a memory of how Barcelona can be beaten. The report is here.
Friday, May 27, 2011
Let me tell you a story
I've been lent a terrific book today - Researching Life Stories by Dan Goodley and others - trying to reclaim story telling of a valid tradition in the field of social science. I'll delve into it this weekend.
Its appearance is timely for a few ideas I have.
But it also ties in with some terrific audio I've found lately. First is the constant joy of Radio 3 Nightwaves, especially Philip Dodd's piercing interview style. His latest was with Vidal Sassoon. But he's also sat down with Tony Blair and John Gray recently too.
Second is a regular of life's delights, the Word magazine podcast. The last two have been exceptionally good. First Neil Tenant, then songwriter Van Dyke Parks.
I'd never even heard of VDP before, which made it such a terrific discovery. His stories about The Beach Boys, and his early life were breathtaking. What a storyteller, what a life. He has a theory - there are three types of people in the world - those who can count and those who can't count.
Its appearance is timely for a few ideas I have.
But it also ties in with some terrific audio I've found lately. First is the constant joy of Radio 3 Nightwaves, especially Philip Dodd's piercing interview style. His latest was with Vidal Sassoon. But he's also sat down with Tony Blair and John Gray recently too.
Second is a regular of life's delights, the Word magazine podcast. The last two have been exceptionally good. First Neil Tenant, then songwriter Van Dyke Parks.
I'd never even heard of VDP before, which made it such a terrific discovery. His stories about The Beach Boys, and his early life were breathtaking. What a storyteller, what a life. He has a theory - there are three types of people in the world - those who can count and those who can't count.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
To walk the line - Andy Cryer, Rovers and Steve Kean
It is a tough job to walk the line in journalism. The patch you cover will have moments of drama and at the heart of all drama is conflict. Over the last year Andy Cryer in the Lancashire Telegraph has walked the line between criticising the club and risking a more difficult and fractious relationship with his biggest source of stories, or appearing as a poodle and losing all credibility with his readers.
A good journalist seeks to live by fairness and accuracy. It's that simple really. I think Cryer has done pretty well. David Conn on the Guardian rates him, which is high praise. I think he's a good commentator on the club. He made the point that sacking Sam Allardyce was a mistake, that the owners had blundered and made some basic mistakes including the appointment of a manager hopelessly out of his depth. There's probably a whole load of other rumours he could have gone with too - comments from the dressing room he could have used, but he's been fair and stuck to explaining what the facts were showing - a winless run.
Now the season is over I think he makes some good, fair points here. In a nutshell he's saying Venky's have done better in the last two weeks - and the tide of opinion may have leant a little in their direction. The free pies and the cheap tickets at Wolves helped, so too have the new season ticket prices.
I think he needs to turn the gas up on Venky's now. There were 25 questions in the last issue of 4000 Holes fanzine, all of which are still valid. But a very basic question still remains - what are they doing this for?
A good journalist seeks to live by fairness and accuracy. It's that simple really. I think Cryer has done pretty well. David Conn on the Guardian rates him, which is high praise. I think he's a good commentator on the club. He made the point that sacking Sam Allardyce was a mistake, that the owners had blundered and made some basic mistakes including the appointment of a manager hopelessly out of his depth. There's probably a whole load of other rumours he could have gone with too - comments from the dressing room he could have used, but he's been fair and stuck to explaining what the facts were showing - a winless run.
Now the season is over I think he makes some good, fair points here. In a nutshell he's saying Venky's have done better in the last two weeks - and the tide of opinion may have leant a little in their direction. The free pies and the cheap tickets at Wolves helped, so too have the new season ticket prices.
I think he needs to turn the gas up on Venky's now. There were 25 questions in the last issue of 4000 Holes fanzine, all of which are still valid. But a very basic question still remains - what are they doing this for?
The smell of Selfridges
For as long as it's been open I've felt slightly uneasy about something in Selfridges in Manchester city centre. At first I just thought I was being snobbish and put it down to a view expressed by one of Insider's writers that it's Debenhams under any other name. It isn't that. The men's fashion area is quality - it couldn't quite sustain some of the upmarket concessions, but it holds its own.
Then there was the cosmetics area. No, all fine. Not quite as poncey as Harvey Nichols across the way, but you could get good products for presents and the like.
I went in last week and it twigged. It was the food court in the basement. The smell of greasy food from Yo!Sushi! would rise up the store. Now that it's been closed and the lower ground is being converted to something else the smell has gone. Harvey Nics manage to have a restaurant at the top and you'd never know. It will prove to be a good idea to move any food element of the store to the top of the building.
But do you know what? The smell is now lingering in Piccadilly Station where Yo! Sushi! have opened on the mezzanine level. I can bear that though. In fact it's very, very tempting.
Then there was the cosmetics area. No, all fine. Not quite as poncey as Harvey Nichols across the way, but you could get good products for presents and the like.
I went in last week and it twigged. It was the food court in the basement. The smell of greasy food from Yo!Sushi! would rise up the store. Now that it's been closed and the lower ground is being converted to something else the smell has gone. Harvey Nics manage to have a restaurant at the top and you'd never know. It will prove to be a good idea to move any food element of the store to the top of the building.
But do you know what? The smell is now lingering in Piccadilly Station where Yo! Sushi! have opened on the mezzanine level. I can bear that though. In fact it's very, very tempting.
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
In praise of Andre Geim
Tonight I had the opportunity to celebrate one of Manchester's proudest and greatest achievements in the last year. Professor Andre Geim, Nobel prize winner, was delivering the Cockford-Rutherford Lecture.
It was certainly a great deal more inspiring than any physics lesson I ever had at school. The main thing I took from it was his sense of curiosity. Though he started his research career in the Soviet Union, Geim has a wonderful exploratory mind. His Friday Night Experiments are the ones that have seemed to have attracted attention and ultimately proved fruitful. One was the levitating frog - an experiment in magnetic fields. Another was seeing if you could reduce a piece of graphite, such as a pencil mark, to a single atomic depth. This led to the discovery of Graphene, for which he won the Nobel Prize.
The product has been taken up in communications by the US military. Geim is working with Samsung, but he's also been warned off patenting Graphene, as he explains here.
These are quite remarkable quick wins and major advances for science, following his discovery.
His final line was massively inspiring: "How shockingly little we know about the world around us."
But there's also a curiosity I have - how can this city, this part of the world where we are raising our children benefit from this fabulous world changing invention? I'm not sure it will. Science works in strange ways, it's both healthy for research and academic advancement that he works at the University of Manchester. But when these enquiries have such profound opportunities there has to be a passionate and rather bullish determination to make it work for the home team.
It was certainly a great deal more inspiring than any physics lesson I ever had at school. The main thing I took from it was his sense of curiosity. Though he started his research career in the Soviet Union, Geim has a wonderful exploratory mind. His Friday Night Experiments are the ones that have seemed to have attracted attention and ultimately proved fruitful. One was the levitating frog - an experiment in magnetic fields. Another was seeing if you could reduce a piece of graphite, such as a pencil mark, to a single atomic depth. This led to the discovery of Graphene, for which he won the Nobel Prize.
The product has been taken up in communications by the US military. Geim is working with Samsung, but he's also been warned off patenting Graphene, as he explains here.
These are quite remarkable quick wins and major advances for science, following his discovery.
His final line was massively inspiring: "How shockingly little we know about the world around us."
But there's also a curiosity I have - how can this city, this part of the world where we are raising our children benefit from this fabulous world changing invention? I'm not sure it will. Science works in strange ways, it's both healthy for research and academic advancement that he works at the University of Manchester. But when these enquiries have such profound opportunities there has to be a passionate and rather bullish determination to make it work for the home team.
Sunday, May 22, 2011
An act of sporting excellence that leaves me baffled
OK, I admit it. I'm a pessimist. Despite a Premier League win, three promotions, a Worthington Cup, a Full Members Cup, a decent run in Europe, some semi finals and plenty of wins over local rivals, my sense of doom about Blackburn Rovers, carved on my soul in 1981 at Eastville, and branded again 8 years later at Selhurst Park says - we're an unlucky club.
I've just got back from Wolves. Two thoughts have dominated today. The first is how pleased I was, purely for reasons of personal security, that Wolves stayed up too. I got a bit of shoeing near that subway in 1982 and didn't fancy a moody walk back to the station at my time of life.
But the main thought was about that first half performance. Rovers didn't just edge out a nervous home side, Wolves were crushed by a superior mindset, better skill, better technique and a thoroughly professional performance. Every single player did their very very best and proved their worth as top class players. You think then, why? oh why? have I spent the last week being grumpy and tetchy and worried for the future.
Had they displayed that sort of quality at home to Blackpool, Newcastle and Birmingham then there would have been a very different dimension to the run-in. So different that the magnificent support today would have stayed at home.
That leads you to the final shock of the day on checking the league table and seeing that Rovers finished 3 points behind Bolton and Stoke who have been lauded for having "excellent" seasons. Sure, they both did well in the cup and have faded towards the end, but this Rovers team was always capable of doing better than fighting for scraps. They are so much better than this. I hope that performance and the support today has convinced a lot of them to stick around.
Today isn't the day to call time on Steve Kean, to rail against Venky's, or to make demands. But it is a time to set the bar for what is acceptable. A great deal this season hasn't been good enough, in fact it's been quite disgraceful - including several dismal performances under Sam Allardyce and several under this bloke.
Today gave us all a glimpse of what we have a right to expect - even a miserable old git like me.
I've just got back from Wolves. Two thoughts have dominated today. The first is how pleased I was, purely for reasons of personal security, that Wolves stayed up too. I got a bit of shoeing near that subway in 1982 and didn't fancy a moody walk back to the station at my time of life.
But the main thought was about that first half performance. Rovers didn't just edge out a nervous home side, Wolves were crushed by a superior mindset, better skill, better technique and a thoroughly professional performance. Every single player did their very very best and proved their worth as top class players. You think then, why? oh why? have I spent the last week being grumpy and tetchy and worried for the future.
Had they displayed that sort of quality at home to Blackpool, Newcastle and Birmingham then there would have been a very different dimension to the run-in. So different that the magnificent support today would have stayed at home.
That leads you to the final shock of the day on checking the league table and seeing that Rovers finished 3 points behind Bolton and Stoke who have been lauded for having "excellent" seasons. Sure, they both did well in the cup and have faded towards the end, but this Rovers team was always capable of doing better than fighting for scraps. They are so much better than this. I hope that performance and the support today has convinced a lot of them to stick around.
Today isn't the day to call time on Steve Kean, to rail against Venky's, or to make demands. But it is a time to set the bar for what is acceptable. A great deal this season hasn't been good enough, in fact it's been quite disgraceful - including several dismal performances under Sam Allardyce and several under this bloke.
Today gave us all a glimpse of what we have a right to expect - even a miserable old git like me.
Saturday, May 21, 2011
No-one likes us, we don't care
And so, the end is near. According to Engineering Sport, there are 81 different scenarios that could play out tomorrow. In 9 of them, Blackburn Rovers go down. In fact, it's even more complicated than that. A better goal difference could yet be our saviour.
I'll be there at Wolves enjoying my free Venky's subsidised pie and pop. I haven't got a portable radio to take and mobile 3G phones just don't work in large crowds. No doubt there will be false information floating around - there seems to be a rogue radio station that gives out incorrect football results on days like these.
I half expect Fergie to play Alan Keegan up front, Neville Neville, David Gill and a couple of the Glazer brothers.
There was something on the radio today about who the neutral could have reasons to wish well. Mick McCarthy and the potential of the sleeping giant of Wolves, Roger Johnson and the Big Eck, Dave Whelan and Roberto Martinez and then there's plucky little Blackpool, everybody's second team. They probably have the goodwill of everyone - people have warmed to "Ollie" and Charlie Adam and their swashbuckling style that has been a "breath of fresh air" to the Premier League.
In contrast to all of that you just don't sense any goodwill towards Steve Kean, Venky's, our small support or our style of play.
No-one likes us, we don't care. I hope it creates a powerful siege mentality amongst the players that will serve the club well on such a critical day.
I'll be there at Wolves enjoying my free Venky's subsidised pie and pop. I haven't got a portable radio to take and mobile 3G phones just don't work in large crowds. No doubt there will be false information floating around - there seems to be a rogue radio station that gives out incorrect football results on days like these.
I half expect Fergie to play Alan Keegan up front, Neville Neville, David Gill and a couple of the Glazer brothers.
There was something on the radio today about who the neutral could have reasons to wish well. Mick McCarthy and the potential of the sleeping giant of Wolves, Roger Johnson and the Big Eck, Dave Whelan and Roberto Martinez and then there's plucky little Blackpool, everybody's second team. They probably have the goodwill of everyone - people have warmed to "Ollie" and Charlie Adam and their swashbuckling style that has been a "breath of fresh air" to the Premier League.
In contrast to all of that you just don't sense any goodwill towards Steve Kean, Venky's, our small support or our style of play.
No-one likes us, we don't care. I hope it creates a powerful siege mentality amongst the players that will serve the club well on such a critical day.
Talking Telly with Tony Wood - Totally Reem
I hosted a fascinating event last week. Absolutely fascinating. Basically, I sat on a comfy chair with this really interesting bloke, watched a bit of telly and asked him some questions about his life.
I was interviewing Tony Wood, the creative director of Lime Pictures, the Liverpool-based production company responsible for making TV shows for young people. Their roster includes Hollyoaks and the highest rated kids' drama on US TV, which is a show shot in Liverpool called House of Anubis. He is also the creator of The Only Way is Essex, the reality-drama which has created such a stir in tellyland.
You can describe The Only Way is Essex as many things, but you have to agree it was a risky proposition. Filming a group of real youngsters in their natural habitats in Essex bars and salons, but creating such drama, such characters that the concept has dominated the bottom shelf magazines and the tabloids. These events, which link with social media - by providing the root of a conversation on Twitter and Facebook - become valuable properties.
But these ideas aren't handed down by broadcasters to be made in production factories, they are created by brilliant minds who understand the sweet spots of popular culture, honed while making Coronation Street and Footballer's Wives and learning from the experiences on a TV spin off of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and filming Families, an "Australian soap", in Manchester.
All told it was a fascinating and some of the acting, direction and set building was incredible. In fact, it was reem.
I was interviewing Tony Wood, the creative director of Lime Pictures, the Liverpool-based production company responsible for making TV shows for young people. Their roster includes Hollyoaks and the highest rated kids' drama on US TV, which is a show shot in Liverpool called House of Anubis. He is also the creator of The Only Way is Essex, the reality-drama which has created such a stir in tellyland.
You can describe The Only Way is Essex as many things, but you have to agree it was a risky proposition. Filming a group of real youngsters in their natural habitats in Essex bars and salons, but creating such drama, such characters that the concept has dominated the bottom shelf magazines and the tabloids. These events, which link with social media - by providing the root of a conversation on Twitter and Facebook - become valuable properties.
But these ideas aren't handed down by broadcasters to be made in production factories, they are created by brilliant minds who understand the sweet spots of popular culture, honed while making Coronation Street and Footballer's Wives and learning from the experiences on a TV spin off of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and filming Families, an "Australian soap", in Manchester.
All told it was a fascinating and some of the acting, direction and set building was incredible. In fact, it was reem.
Monday, May 16, 2011
Pete Wylie - part time rock star, full time legend
There are plenty of song writers and musicians who have written a good crop of good songs. Not many write great songs. Those that do tend to enjoy careers and riches. Where then does that leave Pete Wylie of Wah!? I can place Sinful, Come Back and Story of the Blues in any list above the efforts of latter day pretenders. Ahead of anything by plenty of bands I really like. There's plenty more he's been involved in that's ropey, but I subscribe to the flawed genius theory of Wylie. These three songs have majesty, ambition and that overblown Scouse sense of epic entitlement.
Anyway, there was a long and thoughtful profile on him I remember reading about 20 years ago. It was by James Brown in the Guardian, one of his better efforts since Attack on Bzag (look it up). It's now slightly updated and on the excellent Sabotage Times.
Wylie's own site has gone.
Anyway, there was a long and thoughtful profile on him I remember reading about 20 years ago. It was by James Brown in the Guardian, one of his better efforts since Attack on Bzag (look it up). It's now slightly updated and on the excellent Sabotage Times.
Wylie's own site has gone.
Saturday, May 14, 2011
An act of sporting cowardice we will live to regret
Who else remembers West Germany and Austria playing out a tepid game at the World Cup in 1982? It ensured they both qualified for the next stage of the competition.
The last 15 minutes of the visit of Manchester United to Ewood Park today was something like that. An act of sporting cowardice that we will live to regret next Sunday. Once Wayne Rooney had converted his penalty, and the idiots in the Rovers support had hunted down the rogue United fans in their midst and pointed at them, the game was reduced to a farce. Neither side made any effort to create a chance, stretch the opposition or score a goal. Given that both Wolves and Blackpool won, this wasn't exactly the ideal result for us. What made it worse was the quality of the performance for the middle part of the game. Rovers attacked them, defended brilliantly and apart from a couple of wayward passes, we saw the best from Jermaine Jones.
In my view, the best Rovers manager in my lifetime was Mark Hughes, because no matter where we were, or who we played, Rovers always went out with a sense of professionalism and a will to win. I cannot believe the surreal events of today would have happened had Sparky been in charge. Even when Fulham were stuffed last week - 3-0 down at half time - they tried to claw something back. But Steve Kean played to the agenda set by Sir Alex, despite the fact that United were there for the taking. They scabbed a penalty, like they always seem to, but a bit of application and another goal wasn't out of the question. Why would trying to get a goal lead to them scoring? I don't get it. Even some long balls to JR and Pedersen running at them could have exposed flaky Ferdinand and the dodgy keeper. No, high fives all round and see you in San Carlo later lads. Enjoy your party.
I really worry about our football club. What is this booing of Keith Andrews all about? What is it with this timidity in the face of Manchester United? The first 20 minutes produced a limp stand-offish performance. Fair play to Martin Olsson, the Zonz and the Jones boys for playing with a bit of pride and injecting the idea that this was winnable. And as for Samba. He is a colossus.
And so we go to in-form on-fire Wolves with them thinking - "let's do these in style". Blackpool will face United's reserves and win. I guarantee it. What stands between us and a dramatic relegation is teams with nothing to play for showing some guts - hopefully we can count in that number Mark Hughes and his pride, professionalism and a desire for Fulham to finish 8th.
The last 15 minutes of the visit of Manchester United to Ewood Park today was something like that. An act of sporting cowardice that we will live to regret next Sunday. Once Wayne Rooney had converted his penalty, and the idiots in the Rovers support had hunted down the rogue United fans in their midst and pointed at them, the game was reduced to a farce. Neither side made any effort to create a chance, stretch the opposition or score a goal. Given that both Wolves and Blackpool won, this wasn't exactly the ideal result for us. What made it worse was the quality of the performance for the middle part of the game. Rovers attacked them, defended brilliantly and apart from a couple of wayward passes, we saw the best from Jermaine Jones.
In my view, the best Rovers manager in my lifetime was Mark Hughes, because no matter where we were, or who we played, Rovers always went out with a sense of professionalism and a will to win. I cannot believe the surreal events of today would have happened had Sparky been in charge. Even when Fulham were stuffed last week - 3-0 down at half time - they tried to claw something back. But Steve Kean played to the agenda set by Sir Alex, despite the fact that United were there for the taking. They scabbed a penalty, like they always seem to, but a bit of application and another goal wasn't out of the question. Why would trying to get a goal lead to them scoring? I don't get it. Even some long balls to JR and Pedersen running at them could have exposed flaky Ferdinand and the dodgy keeper. No, high fives all round and see you in San Carlo later lads. Enjoy your party.
I really worry about our football club. What is this booing of Keith Andrews all about? What is it with this timidity in the face of Manchester United? The first 20 minutes produced a limp stand-offish performance. Fair play to Martin Olsson, the Zonz and the Jones boys for playing with a bit of pride and injecting the idea that this was winnable. And as for Samba. He is a colossus.
And so we go to in-form on-fire Wolves with them thinking - "let's do these in style". Blackpool will face United's reserves and win. I guarantee it. What stands between us and a dramatic relegation is teams with nothing to play for showing some guts - hopefully we can count in that number Mark Hughes and his pride, professionalism and a desire for Fulham to finish 8th.
Friday, May 13, 2011
Blogger had a wobble
While Google were having a PR war with Facebook, their Blogger service wiped out a load of posts, including two on here. Tut.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Caught up in this big rhythm
I've blogged before on the art of a good cover version. There seems now to be a habit of artists who haven't done much for a long time to come back with a cover of a cultish and cool track. I suppose you could classify George Michael's cover of New Order's majestic True Faith in that bracket.
But what's going on with Andrea Corr's new album of covers? For a pretty woman with a coquettish and easy vocal style her appeal was never her range and power. Strange then that she's included State of Independence - a Jon & Vangelis power ballad, and this particular crime against music - her version of one of my favourite songs ever - Tinseltown in The Rain by Blue Nile. I can't add anything to what Holy Moly had to say.
"The original just had too much majestic, wasted beauty and doomed optimism about it. It lacked perkiness, and the sparse arrangement needed filling in with a generic 90s studio pop sound. And Paul Buchanan’s vocal delivery simply wasn’t sappy enough, with far too much soul and raw, abandoned emotion. And what are those lyrics about? We haven’t a clue so it’d be best if they were sung without any sense of understanding or connection. Essentially, what we’d like to hear is Tinseltown In The Rain given the same hit-making treatment The Corr’s gave to Fleetwood Mac’s Dreams. It can’t fail."
Anyway, do you know what I think? She's married to the son of irish billionaire Dermot Desmond. She can do what she wants and just couldn't care less.
But anyway, all this talking, this talking, is only bravado.
But what's going on with Andrea Corr's new album of covers? For a pretty woman with a coquettish and easy vocal style her appeal was never her range and power. Strange then that she's included State of Independence - a Jon & Vangelis power ballad, and this particular crime against music - her version of one of my favourite songs ever - Tinseltown in The Rain by Blue Nile. I can't add anything to what Holy Moly had to say.
"The original just had too much majestic, wasted beauty and doomed optimism about it. It lacked perkiness, and the sparse arrangement needed filling in with a generic 90s studio pop sound. And Paul Buchanan’s vocal delivery simply wasn’t sappy enough, with far too much soul and raw, abandoned emotion. And what are those lyrics about? We haven’t a clue so it’d be best if they were sung without any sense of understanding or connection. Essentially, what we’d like to hear is Tinseltown In The Rain given the same hit-making treatment The Corr’s gave to Fleetwood Mac’s Dreams. It can’t fail."
Anyway, do you know what I think? She's married to the son of irish billionaire Dermot Desmond. She can do what she wants and just couldn't care less.
But anyway, all this talking, this talking, is only bravado.
Monday, May 09, 2011
The Premier League trophy at Ewood Park
Here's a dilemma. Do we go to Ewood Park on Saturday and watch the coronation of the champions? We don't go to every game, but this is one of those you look out for at the start of the season.
I can't see Rovers winning another game this season. Maybe a point at Wolves. But it should be enough. I can even see us staying up on goal difference as 39 points seems to be what a whole group of teams could finish on: Birmingham, Blackpool, Wigan and us. Unless Manchester United stick another 7 past us. I was horrified and traumatised at that awful event last year. I was also grateful no children (of mine) were harmed in its production.
I can't see Rovers winning another game this season. Maybe a point at Wolves. But it should be enough. I can even see us staying up on goal difference as 39 points seems to be what a whole group of teams could finish on: Birmingham, Blackpool, Wigan and us. Unless Manchester United stick another 7 past us. I was horrified and traumatised at that awful event last year. I was also grateful no children (of mine) were harmed in its production.
In search of the truth
Talking to our lads has started to get interesting. They want to know about all kinds of things: racism, atheism, irony and justice. Their questions about mundane matters include an angle on homelessness and there is the beginning of a small interest in politics. This is, I imagine, a window of brightness before they become what Justin Moorhouse described as "a yawn with a hood".
Anyway, for posterity, and as a way of looking at the world through a different prism, here are a few recent articles I thought I'd share with them and also with you.
One is about Somali pirates by Johann Hari in The Independent, recently added to his podcast after all this time.
The other is about 9/11 conspiracy theores, by Christopher Hitchens in The Slate.
And on a lighter note, there's a compilation of hoaxes from Sabotage Times.
Anyway, for posterity, and as a way of looking at the world through a different prism, here are a few recent articles I thought I'd share with them and also with you.
One is about Somali pirates by Johann Hari in The Independent, recently added to his podcast after all this time.
The other is about 9/11 conspiracy theores, by Christopher Hitchens in The Slate.
And on a lighter note, there's a compilation of hoaxes from Sabotage Times.
Saturday, May 07, 2011
Dirty Leeds
Who owns Leeds United? Well, it turns out that Ken Bates does. If I was forced at gunpoint to say who I "think" really owned Leeds, then I'd offer up Ken Bates and would suggest he's owned it for the last few years. The paper trail will point to the Forward Sports Trust and some other offshore entity which he said he didn't own, and he didn't know who controlled them. Now he's bought them for an undisclosed sum from undisclosed owners.
Anyway, if you are interested in this nonsense, then have a look at this quite extraordinary interview on Yorkshire Radio, where he attacks David Conn, a journalist I've worked with and respect enormously. He refers to David throughout. First by saying he has no interest in him, then describing him as "our international enemy in the media".
Here is David's response. But don't bother reading the comments underneath. I did and I will never be able to get that time back. It's like being sober on a stag do.
Anyway, if you are interested in this nonsense, then have a look at this quite extraordinary interview on Yorkshire Radio, where he attacks David Conn, a journalist I've worked with and respect enormously. He refers to David throughout. First by saying he has no interest in him, then describing him as "our international enemy in the media".
Here is David's response. But don't bother reading the comments underneath. I did and I will never be able to get that time back. It's like being sober on a stag do.
Friday, May 06, 2011
That most peculiar of places - a Lib Dem stronghold
We woke this morning to find that Marple is even more of an endangered and special area than ever. The Liberal Democrats held on to both their council seats in Marple North and Marple South. Elsewhere in the borough of Stockport the party lost its overall majority on the council. However, I find it unlikely that they will be ousted from power and will have to enter into a pact with the independents from Heald Green.
But what fascinates is how and why the Lib Dems have taken such a savage kicking across the country. It stems from a lack of roots in their electoral base, and that ability to be all things to all people. I was always curious as to what the Liverpool Lib Dems stood for, for example. Mike Storey, their leader, was said to be Tony Blair's favourite council leader. They don't stand for a smaller organisation, or a targetting of resources to the poorer areas. I didn't hear any political change of direction when I heard Labour leader Joe Anderson speak earlier this year.
It all comes back to their part in the coalition government, a business arrangement that seems to suit the Conservatives more than it clearly suits them. I can now see a scenario where the detoxified Tories could win an election comfortably. Forget the polls, it's about morale. The results haven't seen anything like a bounce by Ed Milliband's party, they haven't had enough of a period of reflection (and shame) to recover from a kicking at the last election.
And round here in Marple. I think people vote Liberal Democrat because they are liberally minded, fair, public spirited and community focused. All are core LibDem values, but they also are quite close to what David Cameron has in mind for his version of Conservatism.
But what fascinates is how and why the Lib Dems have taken such a savage kicking across the country. It stems from a lack of roots in their electoral base, and that ability to be all things to all people. I was always curious as to what the Liverpool Lib Dems stood for, for example. Mike Storey, their leader, was said to be Tony Blair's favourite council leader. They don't stand for a smaller organisation, or a targetting of resources to the poorer areas. I didn't hear any political change of direction when I heard Labour leader Joe Anderson speak earlier this year.
It all comes back to their part in the coalition government, a business arrangement that seems to suit the Conservatives more than it clearly suits them. I can now see a scenario where the detoxified Tories could win an election comfortably. Forget the polls, it's about morale. The results haven't seen anything like a bounce by Ed Milliband's party, they haven't had enough of a period of reflection (and shame) to recover from a kicking at the last election.
And round here in Marple. I think people vote Liberal Democrat because they are liberally minded, fair, public spirited and community focused. All are core LibDem values, but they also are quite close to what David Cameron has in mind for his version of Conservatism.
Wednesday, May 04, 2011
Deputy to what?
I don't quite understand why Blackburn Rovers have appointed Paul Hunt as a deputy chief executive, when they have no chief executive and no chairman. Tom Finn is the managing director, but he held that role in partnership with an executive chairman. I expect there are more changes on the way.
Here's a piece Insider ran on what he did at Leicester. He sent free tickets and a kit to every 7 year old in the catchment area. Canny and very much of the ethos at Rovers.
Anyway, we keep being told to trust Venky's and that they know what they are doing. Nothing so far has suggested that they do, but maybe this is a positive step in the right direction.
Here's a piece Insider ran on what he did at Leicester. He sent free tickets and a kit to every 7 year old in the catchment area. Canny and very much of the ethos at Rovers.
Anyway, we keep being told to trust Venky's and that they know what they are doing. Nothing so far has suggested that they do, but maybe this is a positive step in the right direction.
Short and bitter sweet; Panoptican
One of our freelance writers at Insider, David Chadwick, has contributed a couple of stories to a collection that's being launched tomorrow. It's a creative writer's collective and they've set up Pandril Press, a publishing venture to do so. The first collection is called Panopticon. So far I've read David's two stories - one about corporate lingo in a Manchester company full of full on blatherers. Then there's a touching father/son tale set in Wales. I've dipped into the other stories and one is quite bleak and gruesome.
Anyway, good luck to them all. There's a launch tomorrow night, which I can't get to, but there's a piece in the local paper, here. And a piece on a blog here.
One Day - the movie
I'm always a little dubious about how a book I've really liked gets made into a film. Here's the trailer to One Day, starring Anne Hathaway and Jim Sturgess. Getting excited already. Everything in the trailer is faithfully reproduced from David Nicholls' story. Or so it seems.
Monday, May 02, 2011
My mate #12 - Father Phil
OK, time to come clean. This feature where I write about a mate of mine is not entirely random. I have to be honest, especially when I'm talking about this friend this week. I tend to pick someone topical. Anyway, here I include a great friend to our family, Father Philip Egan, the parish priest of Our Lady and St Christopher Catholic Church in Romiley. Father Phil is such a lovely man. He is so full of the grace of our faith, so understanding and such a clever man too. His book, Philosophy and Catholic Theology - a Primer, is something of a triumph. He has carried through the way of explanation in his present role. Indeed, one of the most difficult jobs of being a parish priest comes from the nature of the parish itself. Communicating scripture, the calendar, the doctrine and the message to a range of ages must be so hard, but I think he does it very well.
What I like about him is that he doesn't compromise, or waiver from what is right and true. My Christian faith is rooted in love for fellow mankind and forgiveness. Sometimes it's very simple. Sometimes it's harder, deeper, more mysterious. And I'm very blessed to have someone like Father Phil with me on that journey.
We have been honoured to welcome him into our home to discuss our family, our role in the church community and how we can be better parents and Christians.
I'm particularly pleased for him at the moment as he's just been made a Monsignor and a Vicar General, a senior assistant to the Bishop. However, he still much prefers the title 'father' as it is "the most beautiful, authentic and challenging of titles." And he hopes he will prove as worthy of his new title. I'm sure he will.
What I like about him is that he doesn't compromise, or waiver from what is right and true. My Christian faith is rooted in love for fellow mankind and forgiveness. Sometimes it's very simple. Sometimes it's harder, deeper, more mysterious. And I'm very blessed to have someone like Father Phil with me on that journey.
We have been honoured to welcome him into our home to discuss our family, our role in the church community and how we can be better parents and Christians.
I'm particularly pleased for him at the moment as he's just been made a Monsignor and a Vicar General, a senior assistant to the Bishop. However, he still much prefers the title 'father' as it is "the most beautiful, authentic and challenging of titles." And he hopes he will prove as worthy of his new title. I'm sure he will.
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Marple Bridge street party for Royal Wedding
We enjoyed the Royal Wedding. I thought it showed a very modern and inclusive side to the monarchy. But the national celebrations were great fun too. Especially that Kark Guare managed to organise the largest street party of them all, just down the hill in Marple Bridge. Some links, here, here and here.
The death of Bin Laden
It has been a momentus day. I can never celebrate the death of anyone, but I can well understand the mood in America right now.
I was last in the US on September the 11th 2001 when I flew out of Dulles Airport to Manchester. I'd spent a few days taking in the history of the nation's capital. The sympathy for and solidarity with America quickly waned for many, but never for me.
Here are a few pieces of analysis that seem particularly apt today.
Christopher Hitchens on Pakistan, even on the BBC 5Live news this morning the High Commissioner was splitting hairs over the location of Abbottabad, the military garrison and the ISI protection of Bin Laden.
More questions on What Pakistan knew? in the New Yorker.
Jason Burke - What is it with Pakistan? Book review in Observer yesterday, very timely. And his obituary for OBL.
The location of his compound in Abbottabad. If I could find it on Google Maps so easily, what took the CIA so long? (irony alert).
The New York Post news feed.
The Prime Minister on UK Forces in Afghanistan site .
And recorded for posterity, President Obama's video news announcement.
I was last in the US on September the 11th 2001 when I flew out of Dulles Airport to Manchester. I'd spent a few days taking in the history of the nation's capital. The sympathy for and solidarity with America quickly waned for many, but never for me.
Here are a few pieces of analysis that seem particularly apt today.
Christopher Hitchens on Pakistan, even on the BBC 5Live news this morning the High Commissioner was splitting hairs over the location of Abbottabad, the military garrison and the ISI protection of Bin Laden.
More questions on What Pakistan knew? in the New Yorker.
Jason Burke - What is it with Pakistan? Book review in Observer yesterday, very timely. And his obituary for OBL.
The location of his compound in Abbottabad. If I could find it on Google Maps so easily, what took the CIA so long? (irony alert).
The New York Post news feed.
The Prime Minister on UK Forces in Afghanistan site .
And recorded for posterity, President Obama's video news announcement.
Saturday, April 30, 2011
No to video technology in football
I don't favour the introduction of video technology in football. I'm sure, as in cricket and rugby, it would be straightforward enough to introduce and wouldn't disrupt games. But for me, it's not just about the impact on football at the top level, but the grass roots. There is already a shrill sense of entitlement running through football as it is. See a comment under a recent post, here, to see my point.
This evening on 606, once again, we had Robbie Savage saying a decision was "disgraceful" having had the benefit of slow motion, freeze frame and replays. The referee has to make a decision based on what he sees. In the midst of this, there are 22 professional athletes trying to con him constantly with appeals, dives, leaving a foot in, shirt tugging, nipping, spitting, or to put it mildly, cheating. That ugly Real Madrid v Barcelona game is a case in point.
The constant abuse of officials is killing football. And it is in turn fuelled by a lack of respect for their decisions. Every TV programme, every radio phone-in amplifies the injustice - "come on ref" - making it harder and harder at the grass roots. Every decision is scrutinised on TV, so the sense that you don't dust yourself down and get on with it, you jump up and down and cry like a baby if it doesn't go your way.
The game will not benefit from a fifth official with a replay. It will make the bigger problem even worse. To me the beauty of football is how the same rules apply to every game. The Dog And Duck v the Red Lion is 11 v 11, a ref, a pitch and a ball. Liners help sometimes. Same as Real v Barca. How soon before buffoons with mobile phone cameras start offering their services?
No, what football needs is a sense of perspective and this whole debate is a symptom, once again, of a sport that has lost it completely.
This evening on 606, once again, we had Robbie Savage saying a decision was "disgraceful" having had the benefit of slow motion, freeze frame and replays. The referee has to make a decision based on what he sees. In the midst of this, there are 22 professional athletes trying to con him constantly with appeals, dives, leaving a foot in, shirt tugging, nipping, spitting, or to put it mildly, cheating. That ugly Real Madrid v Barcelona game is a case in point.
The constant abuse of officials is killing football. And it is in turn fuelled by a lack of respect for their decisions. Every TV programme, every radio phone-in amplifies the injustice - "come on ref" - making it harder and harder at the grass roots. Every decision is scrutinised on TV, so the sense that you don't dust yourself down and get on with it, you jump up and down and cry like a baby if it doesn't go your way.
The game will not benefit from a fifth official with a replay. It will make the bigger problem even worse. To me the beauty of football is how the same rules apply to every game. The Dog And Duck v the Red Lion is 11 v 11, a ref, a pitch and a ball. Liners help sometimes. Same as Real v Barca. How soon before buffoons with mobile phone cameras start offering their services?
No, what football needs is a sense of perspective and this whole debate is a symptom, once again, of a sport that has lost it completely.
Well done boys
The eldest son's Marple Athletic team won a cup final today. It was a terrific game played at Mossley AFC's Seel Park against Stalybridge Celtic Juniors who have led the league all season. A swirling wind made the conditions difficult, on top of the extra effort required of 12 year old lads playing on a full size pitch.
Watching them every week I get used to the players, their limits, their capabilities and their team dynamics. It was fascinating to get a perspective from my pal Steven Lindsay who came along to watch. I think he expected hoofball, but he was full of praise for the way both teams pass the ball, control and try and play the beautiful game. It's a cup final, so there were tense and nervous moments, but it genuinely warmed the heart to see this game.
Watching them every week I get used to the players, their limits, their capabilities and their team dynamics. It was fascinating to get a perspective from my pal Steven Lindsay who came along to watch. I think he expected hoofball, but he was full of praise for the way both teams pass the ball, control and try and play the beautiful game. It's a cup final, so there were tense and nervous moments, but it genuinely warmed the heart to see this game.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
The Ripple Effect by Dominic Holland reviewed
I tracked down this book after working with Dominic Holland at a live event we held down south. He was a very dry, but very effective comic host and I really liked him.
This book is a breezy, easy read. But it also has a savage cynical heart. It's about the rape and pillage of football clubs by property developers, corrupt councillors and assorted spivs. So much of the story - but not all - brought back memories of the trials and tribulations of Wrexham, but also there is a resonance with York, Brighton, Chesterfield and countless others. There can be a happy ending, but so often there is not. Lovely story, warm characters as well as excellent pantomime villians. Recommended. Track it down, especially for the mention of local scribes in the credits. One for Simon Binns from when he worked at Supporters Direct and for Real Journalism's David Conn, for his passionate polemics on the bad guys.
This book is a breezy, easy read. But it also has a savage cynical heart. It's about the rape and pillage of football clubs by property developers, corrupt councillors and assorted spivs. So much of the story - but not all - brought back memories of the trials and tribulations of Wrexham, but also there is a resonance with York, Brighton, Chesterfield and countless others. There can be a happy ending, but so often there is not. Lovely story, warm characters as well as excellent pantomime villians. Recommended. Track it down, especially for the mention of local scribes in the credits. One for Simon Binns from when he worked at Supporters Direct and for Real Journalism's David Conn, for his passionate polemics on the bad guys.
Cheerio Shelagh
The 6.30 alarm call won't be the same without Shelagh Fogarty's voice easing us into the day with news, a bit of a link to the weather, some Mickey Clarke, before the rampaging titan of the airwaves that is Nicholas Andrew Argyll Campbell crashes in to form the best double act in broadcasting at 7.
The send off on Thursday, the last day in the studio was superb. I was quite into the idea of Professor Anthony Grierson from Syracuse University and his views on DNA democratisation, political paradox, the inside of the inner tracks of the Beltway. Here is Shelagh asking him the "wrong question".
The send off on Thursday, the last day in the studio was superb. I was quite into the idea of Professor Anthony Grierson from Syracuse University and his views on DNA democratisation, political paradox, the inside of the inner tracks of the Beltway. Here is Shelagh asking him the "wrong question".
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
A few melancholy thoughts about Rovers
So, Rovers are still stuck in the relegation scrap after losing 1-0 at home to Manchester City. Here are a few random thoughts.
If you don't score goals, you can't win games. And we didn't have a serious threat on goal. In my heart of hearts I knew we were beaten when I saw Junior Hoilett outside the ground at 7pm. Without him, there is nothing special enough to beat a team like Manchester City.
Roberts and Benjani play to win free kicks and penalties. They go down very easily for strong men. Kalinic is similar. So, for all Steve Kean's witterings about the good work on the training ground, no-one was able to take a decent free kick. Where is the sense in that?
Phil Jones and Chris Samba are an awesome centre back pairing. They'll be off in the summer, come what may. Robinson is a great keeper too. He won't want to hang about.
David Dunn simply doesn't have 90 minutes in his engine. Rochina was a flash in the pan, a few fancy flicks, then he was chasing shadows. I can't make my mind up about Jermaine Jones. But he's like so many Rovers players - "alright". The better teams have a Silva, or a Berbatov, a ruthless assassin capable of changing a game. We haven't had such a player since Roque Santa Cruz v1.0.
Bolton Wanderers are beatable this Saturday. But so too were Blackpool, Newcastle and Birmingham.The players don't look as beaten as the 1999 team did at this stage. Or, to be fair, the 2004 team.
The lads who were climbing on the Jack Walker statue after the match were out of order. But emotions are running high. I thought the fans were fantastic last night.
If you don't score goals, you can't win games. And we didn't have a serious threat on goal. In my heart of hearts I knew we were beaten when I saw Junior Hoilett outside the ground at 7pm. Without him, there is nothing special enough to beat a team like Manchester City.
Roberts and Benjani play to win free kicks and penalties. They go down very easily for strong men. Kalinic is similar. So, for all Steve Kean's witterings about the good work on the training ground, no-one was able to take a decent free kick. Where is the sense in that?
Phil Jones and Chris Samba are an awesome centre back pairing. They'll be off in the summer, come what may. Robinson is a great keeper too. He won't want to hang about.
David Dunn simply doesn't have 90 minutes in his engine. Rochina was a flash in the pan, a few fancy flicks, then he was chasing shadows. I can't make my mind up about Jermaine Jones. But he's like so many Rovers players - "alright". The better teams have a Silva, or a Berbatov, a ruthless assassin capable of changing a game. We haven't had such a player since Roque Santa Cruz v1.0.
Bolton Wanderers are beatable this Saturday. But so too were Blackpool, Newcastle and Birmingham.The players don't look as beaten as the 1999 team did at this stage. Or, to be fair, the 2004 team.
The lads who were climbing on the Jack Walker statue after the match were out of order. But emotions are running high. I thought the fans were fantastic last night.
Monday, April 25, 2011
Can I have an alternative vote on AV?
"None of the above" was unlikely to have been an option on the referendum for the Alternative Vote, but it should be. The compromise on offer is far short of the fair system of proportional representation that the country should have. And it's very short of what Nick Clegg really wanted when he struck that deal with David Cameron at the formation of the coalition.
It does give the second choices of the voters of less popular parties a say in who represents them.
I'm baffled by the argument that it will get rid of tactical voting when it will do precisely the opposite. Also, voters don't have to rank any candidates beyond 1. But to do so increases the chances of another party chalking up more on second preferences, so tactical voting is encouraged.
The "No" campaign has been dreadfully negative in the way that all "No" campaigns have to be, which leans me towards a "yes" vote. The message that democracy is expensive and wasteful is very mean spirited and wilfully dishonest.
I also get very irritated by the argument that one or other voting method is the best way of blocking out the BNP. No, the best way of doing that is the hard work of political campaigning and community activism. Attacking their lies at every turn. Not a voting system. And even if it was, then frankly, that's what democracy is meant to be: the will of the people.
So, I am all for change. I am all for plurality. But I am far from convinced about the merits of AV.
It does give the second choices of the voters of less popular parties a say in who represents them.
I'm baffled by the argument that it will get rid of tactical voting when it will do precisely the opposite. Also, voters don't have to rank any candidates beyond 1. But to do so increases the chances of another party chalking up more on second preferences, so tactical voting is encouraged.
The "No" campaign has been dreadfully negative in the way that all "No" campaigns have to be, which leans me towards a "yes" vote. The message that democracy is expensive and wasteful is very mean spirited and wilfully dishonest.
I also get very irritated by the argument that one or other voting method is the best way of blocking out the BNP. No, the best way of doing that is the hard work of political campaigning and community activism. Attacking their lies at every turn. Not a voting system. And even if it was, then frankly, that's what democracy is meant to be: the will of the people.
So, I am all for change. I am all for plurality. But I am far from convinced about the merits of AV.
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Marple Fine Food Market
Video via Stockport online, a video channel on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/Stockportonline
Friday, April 22, 2011
The Way We Wore by Robert Elms reviewed
Everyone seems to be so mean about Robert Elms. This is how Chris Morris managed to rip into him on the outstandingly funny episode of Brasseye when starting his Zeit Guest interview with Darcus Howe:
CM: “I’m sitting opposite a man, he knows nothing, he talks all the time, the result is he’s a trenchant buffoon, he had no idea how to present television shows, he looks ridiculous in that fashion wear. He swans around all the time hoping that people will recognise him, when infact nobody’s even remotely interested. He’s taken up enough time on this show already and he hasn’t even opened his mouth. God knows why he’s here, I’ve nothing to ask the guy. And for all I know he may be a coco shunter too.
DH: “What’s a coco shunter?”
CM: “Coco Shunter? That’s just what I’ve got, er, oh, sorry, that’s the introduction to Robert Elms. Sorry. Do you know Robert Elms? I’ve just read out the introduction to Robert Elms."
So, you kind of start with that thought in mind. And the memory of him sneering at "Northern Scum" on The Tube in, oh, I don't know, about 1985.
For all of that, I liked this book. I found it in Marple library and wasn't even aware he'd done it to be honest. I'd read his novel - In Search of the Crack - and it was alright. Very of its time and clearly written in an age and place he knew quite well. For someone who the default mechanism is to immediately dislike, he writes in a very self-depracating way. He tacitly admits he used to be a bit of an arse. In an era when the world is stuffed full of media rentaquotes and all round arses, he was ahead of his time in so many ways.
The tales of various fashion developments in London are fascinating.- a sort of social history. The inside story of the DIY nature of punk and the evolution of male narcissism are rarely told this well. His mate Tony Parsons did him the favour of calling it a "Fever Pitch of Fashion", which looked good on the cover, and it's true in the sense the book is a self-conscious narrative with Elms at the centre of it.
But I wonder if Elms maybe has another book in him. As a radio broadcaster and a journalist with a supposed interest in the world he's inhabited he could bring a lot more to bear on the movements and street styles that passed him by - casual, rave, new casual. Anyway if he won't, I know a man who just might.
CM: “I’m sitting opposite a man, he knows nothing, he talks all the time, the result is he’s a trenchant buffoon, he had no idea how to present television shows, he looks ridiculous in that fashion wear. He swans around all the time hoping that people will recognise him, when infact nobody’s even remotely interested. He’s taken up enough time on this show already and he hasn’t even opened his mouth. God knows why he’s here, I’ve nothing to ask the guy. And for all I know he may be a coco shunter too.
DH: “What’s a coco shunter?”
CM: “Coco Shunter? That’s just what I’ve got, er, oh, sorry, that’s the introduction to Robert Elms. Sorry. Do you know Robert Elms? I’ve just read out the introduction to Robert Elms."
So, you kind of start with that thought in mind. And the memory of him sneering at "Northern Scum" on The Tube in, oh, I don't know, about 1985.
For all of that, I liked this book. I found it in Marple library and wasn't even aware he'd done it to be honest. I'd read his novel - In Search of the Crack - and it was alright. Very of its time and clearly written in an age and place he knew quite well. For someone who the default mechanism is to immediately dislike, he writes in a very self-depracating way. He tacitly admits he used to be a bit of an arse. In an era when the world is stuffed full of media rentaquotes and all round arses, he was ahead of his time in so many ways.
The tales of various fashion developments in London are fascinating.- a sort of social history. The inside story of the DIY nature of punk and the evolution of male narcissism are rarely told this well. His mate Tony Parsons did him the favour of calling it a "Fever Pitch of Fashion", which looked good on the cover, and it's true in the sense the book is a self-conscious narrative with Elms at the centre of it.
But I wonder if Elms maybe has another book in him. As a radio broadcaster and a journalist with a supposed interest in the world he's inhabited he could bring a lot more to bear on the movements and street styles that passed him by - casual, rave, new casual. Anyway if he won't, I know a man who just might.
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Monday, April 18, 2011
Nero fiddles while Gordon Burns
There have been some fulsome tributes to Gordon Burns as he announces he is to step down from presenting BBC North West Tonight. On the whole, I think they are deserved. He is a decent bloke who has done a consistently good job over the years.
He's going to do some projects for BBC Radio across the North from Media City, but there will be a new face when the programme moves to Salford Quays in September.
Who will that be?
I imagine there is talk already of Stuart Flinders, who would be a popular internal choice. I think he carries a lot of local sway. No doubt Andy Crane will be in the mix too. Tony Livesey has been widely praised for his speedy progress from editing a porno paper to BBC Radio Lancashire and now onto Sport and Radio 5 Live. I don't honestly see a step to NW Tonight as career progress for him.
No, I have another hunch. Graham Liver. The BBC doesn't tend to make these plans on the hoof. They groom from within and project their favoured sons. A younger and more modern look for the programme, but with a good folksy northern journalist with charm and charisma. First we have seen Graham get the Breakfast Show on BBC Radio Lancashire and then notch up more TV experience doing the local news. Just remember where you heard it first.
Disclaimer. I'm not saying any of that because our Dads used to work together or anything. But they did.
He's going to do some projects for BBC Radio across the North from Media City, but there will be a new face when the programme moves to Salford Quays in September.
Who will that be?
I imagine there is talk already of Stuart Flinders, who would be a popular internal choice. I think he carries a lot of local sway. No doubt Andy Crane will be in the mix too. Tony Livesey has been widely praised for his speedy progress from editing a porno paper to BBC Radio Lancashire and now onto Sport and Radio 5 Live. I don't honestly see a step to NW Tonight as career progress for him.
No, I have another hunch. Graham Liver. The BBC doesn't tend to make these plans on the hoof. They groom from within and project their favoured sons. A younger and more modern look for the programme, but with a good folksy northern journalist with charm and charisma. First we have seen Graham get the Breakfast Show on BBC Radio Lancashire and then notch up more TV experience doing the local news. Just remember where you heard it first.
Disclaimer. I'm not saying any of that because our Dads used to work together or anything. But they did.
Sunday, April 17, 2011
A weekend without football - a happy weekend
Sometimes I can only wonder what a life without football would be like. I despair of the way it seems to transform rational people into ranting idiots at almost every level of life and in whatsoever way it touches people. From the touchlines at kids games, to the terraces at professional games, there is much to dislike. And at the moment, for obvious reasons, I don't feel it is the beautiful game at all. It is the ugly game. Vain, violent, dishonest, exploitative and massively disrespectful of the contribution of the people.
We have really enjoyed a weekend pretty much free of football. Sure, the boys who like it in our house kicked a ball around. And I did listen to the second half of City v United on BBC Radio Manchester and I did keep up to date with another abject Blackburn Rovers performance at Everton.
Do not misunderstand me. This is not because suddenly Rovers are fading. This has been a long time coming. Previous lapses in form by Rovers have edged me closer to more irrational symbolic displays of loyalty. I bought season ticket number 0001 for season 1979-1980 AFTER we were relegated. I went to pretty much every game in season 1983-84 - which was memorable for what, exactly? I had an appointment at a tattooist if we'd gone down in 2003. The disgraceful destruction of the club by the Venky's, Jerome Anderson and Steve Kean should harden my resolve, but it's me that has changed.
It's the contempt for supporters by the football authorities and players which leaves me thinking we are all being taken for mugs. Why were City playing United in a semi-final at Wembley? And why on earth couldn't Stoke and Bolton play somewhere roughly half way - like, er, Manchester? Why is it so expensive? Why is cheating and diving so routinely tolerated and encouraged by the managers and the media. And why has no-one been fingered yet for financial corruption?
No, on Saturday night, oblivious to who squared up to who on the Wembley pitch we sat down to watch Verdi's Otello at the Bridgewater Hall performed by the BBC Philharmonic Orchestra and conducted by Gianandrea Noseda. Adoration from an audience, a peak performance by people at the very top of their game. Leadership. Passion. Charisma. I can't claim to have followed everything that was going on, but I felt part of something special. And at no point did I think - you lot are taking the piss out of me.
OK, so I'm thinking out loud. But this is a really important turning point in our lives and the lives of our children. There has to come a moment when you say, enough. That time is close. This may have been the first step on a long and slow walk away from football.
We have really enjoyed a weekend pretty much free of football. Sure, the boys who like it in our house kicked a ball around. And I did listen to the second half of City v United on BBC Radio Manchester and I did keep up to date with another abject Blackburn Rovers performance at Everton.
Do not misunderstand me. This is not because suddenly Rovers are fading. This has been a long time coming. Previous lapses in form by Rovers have edged me closer to more irrational symbolic displays of loyalty. I bought season ticket number 0001 for season 1979-1980 AFTER we were relegated. I went to pretty much every game in season 1983-84 - which was memorable for what, exactly? I had an appointment at a tattooist if we'd gone down in 2003. The disgraceful destruction of the club by the Venky's, Jerome Anderson and Steve Kean should harden my resolve, but it's me that has changed.
It's the contempt for supporters by the football authorities and players which leaves me thinking we are all being taken for mugs. Why were City playing United in a semi-final at Wembley? And why on earth couldn't Stoke and Bolton play somewhere roughly half way - like, er, Manchester? Why is it so expensive? Why is cheating and diving so routinely tolerated and encouraged by the managers and the media. And why has no-one been fingered yet for financial corruption?
No, on Saturday night, oblivious to who squared up to who on the Wembley pitch we sat down to watch Verdi's Otello at the Bridgewater Hall performed by the BBC Philharmonic Orchestra and conducted by Gianandrea Noseda. Adoration from an audience, a peak performance by people at the very top of their game. Leadership. Passion. Charisma. I can't claim to have followed everything that was going on, but I felt part of something special. And at no point did I think - you lot are taking the piss out of me.
OK, so I'm thinking out loud. But this is a really important turning point in our lives and the lives of our children. There has to come a moment when you say, enough. That time is close. This may have been the first step on a long and slow walk away from football.
Friday, April 15, 2011
The only way is Wood
Tony Wood has some incredible stories to tell. He's worked alongside and inspired some of the best creative talents this country has produced. He knows about what makes a special creative space where good ideas can fly. And at Lime Pictures, where he's the creative director, he's now making what he thinks is the most ground breaking television he has ever been involved in.
But here are some things you might learn if you come to this event in Manchester next month. Like, how he won over 100 awards in his time with Coronation Street, including a BAFTA in 2004 (pictured, left with my pal Richard Bell and me). Why Jimmy McGovern walked out of Brookside twenty years ago this month. What it was like working with Chris Evans, Guy Ritchie and Mathew Vaughn on the TV series of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. How the highest rated kids TV drama in the USA is made in Liverpool.
And now? The Only Way is Essex. What's that all about?
There's an evening event I'm involved with next month - part of the MPA World Class Series on May 18 at Deloitte - hence the picture above. I'll be interviewing Tony in front of an audience. Come along. Details here.
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
The tragic tarnished legacy of John Pilger
I used to be inspired and in awe of John Pilger, the Australian journalist who did so much to report the brutal reality of the cynicism of a defeated American military in Vietnam and Cambodia. He brought nobility and anger to authored documentary journalism.
Here is the citation in the New Statesman: John Pilger, renowned investigative journalist and documentary film-maker, is one of only two to have twice won British journalism's top award; his documentaries have won academy awards in both the UK and the US. In a New Statesman survey of the 50 heroes of our time, Pilger came fourth behind Aung San Suu Kyi and Nelson Mandela. "John Pilger," wrote Harold Pinter, "unearths, with steely attention facts, the filthy truth. I salute him."
And now? I read his column in the New Statesman on Friday, where he asserts that the military action against Libya is part of a long war for assets against China. That David Cameron's speech on multiculturalism was code for an attack on Muslims. And then: "President Barack Obama's historical distinction is now guaranteed. He is America's first black president to invade Africa." (sic)
Whenever I see this bonkers conspiracy theory I tend to wonder if the all powerful American-Isreali military capitalist cabal was so powerful, so cynical and so murderous, then how come Chinese companies are digging up Australia. But this isn't about picking apart these unsourced and ludicrous fairy tales.
I shall dig out some of his powerful and ground breaking journalism on East Timor and Cambodia. That's the memory he still deserves.
Here is the citation in the New Statesman: John Pilger, renowned investigative journalist and documentary film-maker, is one of only two to have twice won British journalism's top award; his documentaries have won academy awards in both the UK and the US. In a New Statesman survey of the 50 heroes of our time, Pilger came fourth behind Aung San Suu Kyi and Nelson Mandela. "John Pilger," wrote Harold Pinter, "unearths, with steely attention facts, the filthy truth. I salute him."
And now? I read his column in the New Statesman on Friday, where he asserts that the military action against Libya is part of a long war for assets against China. That David Cameron's speech on multiculturalism was code for an attack on Muslims. And then: "President Barack Obama's historical distinction is now guaranteed. He is America's first black president to invade Africa." (sic)
Whenever I see this bonkers conspiracy theory I tend to wonder if the all powerful American-Isreali military capitalist cabal was so powerful, so cynical and so murderous, then how come Chinese companies are digging up Australia. But this isn't about picking apart these unsourced and ludicrous fairy tales.
I shall dig out some of his powerful and ground breaking journalism on East Timor and Cambodia. That's the memory he still deserves.
Sunday, April 10, 2011
We're playing twelve again
I don't believe that, by the way. I thought the reason Blackburn Rovers drew with Birmingham City yesterday was a failure to create momentum. Birmingham made that difficult with some negative time wasting in the long drawn out second half, which the referee didn't seem too bothered about, but the Rovers players simply didn't do enough. Santa Cruz is a major disappointment, Pedersen had a good first half, but he lacks urgency.
But this hysterical blaming of referees is starting to wear me out. The TV and radio pundits go on about decisions all the time. It fuels this impotent sense of entitlement that every decision can be challenged, attacked and, let's face it, used as an excuse for failure.
Three weeks ago, chatting with a Rovers director, we totted up the points we could accrue in the run-in. There were three "must win" home games. The first being the draw with Blackpool, the second being yesterday's draw. The point at Arsenal was an unexpected bonus, but we're still three points down. It's not looking too good.
But this hysterical blaming of referees is starting to wear me out. The TV and radio pundits go on about decisions all the time. It fuels this impotent sense of entitlement that every decision can be challenged, attacked and, let's face it, used as an excuse for failure.
Three weeks ago, chatting with a Rovers director, we totted up the points we could accrue in the run-in. There were three "must win" home games. The first being the draw with Blackpool, the second being yesterday's draw. The point at Arsenal was an unexpected bonus, but we're still three points down. It's not looking too good.
Friday, April 08, 2011
A new Barbour from Bags of Flavor
I've just had my Barbour waxed jacket made into a bag and I bloody love it. I must admit I was pretty pleased with a classic Barbour waxed coat when I picked it up from a special vintage Oxfam shop on Oldham Street in Manchester last year. I scour some of the vintage shops in the Northern Quarter for rare pieces and enjoy unearthing the occasional thing of beauty. But, much as I liked it's rustic functionality, Rachel was right when she said it aged me by about five years. Needing a decent bag for carting around the things of life - mags, books, laptop, etc, and one that's a bit roomier than my current Manchester classic - I stumbled on the ideal solution: recycling.
I cannot recommend Rich from Bags of Flavor enough. He's got a terrific little shop on Tib Street with some vintage pieces - Adidas trainers, denim shirts, plaid, Fila coats, a magnificent 70s Belstaff that suddenly looks very contemporary - but his craft is making DJ bags, hence the name of his enterprise. He's done a cracking job with the bag: working original Barbour plaid lining and the waterproof waxed outer shell, he's embedded the label, reworked the collar clip and used the pocket as a handy front section as a bit of nifty custom detail. I love it, absolutely love it. Brilliant.
Here's the Bags of Flavor website.
I cannot recommend Rich from Bags of Flavor enough. He's got a terrific little shop on Tib Street with some vintage pieces - Adidas trainers, denim shirts, plaid, Fila coats, a magnificent 70s Belstaff that suddenly looks very contemporary - but his craft is making DJ bags, hence the name of his enterprise. He's done a cracking job with the bag: working original Barbour plaid lining and the waterproof waxed outer shell, he's embedded the label, reworked the collar clip and used the pocket as a handy front section as a bit of nifty custom detail. I love it, absolutely love it. Brilliant.
Here's the Bags of Flavor website.
Tuesday, April 05, 2011
Marple takeaway scores zero rating for food hygiene
Stockport Council run a food standards scheme and have rated local food establishments. Here are the scores on the doors.
Golden Flower, the Chinese opposite the Co-op on Hollins Lane got NO STARS. The report is here and was completed in early February 2011. "No Stars - Bad = General failure to satisfy statutory obligations."
There was just ONE STAR, meaning "Poor = Standards generally low" for the following:
The Hatters, Marple Express takeaway on Stockport Road.
Obviously if things change I'll update.
Golden Flower, the Chinese opposite the Co-op on Hollins Lane got NO STARS. The report is here and was completed in early February 2011. "No Stars - Bad = General failure to satisfy statutory obligations."
There was just ONE STAR, meaning "Poor = Standards generally low" for the following:
The Hatters, Marple Express takeaway on Stockport Road.
Obviously if things change I'll update.
Where I won't be going for lunch any time soon
Thanks to Manchester Confidential for digging out the Food Standards Agency information on restaurant hygiene. They selected several which rated zero and many more that rated just 1. I have to say I was particularly dismayed at some of the places featured in the lowest rated list, most notably the Yang Sing on Princess Street which was last inspected in January 2011. I even recommended a friend to go there last week when he was up with work from London. To be clear and to be fair, a zero rating demands urgent improvement. You hope this was just catching them on a bad day.
Here are a few other places I've been to recently that only rated 1, which means "major improvement necessary".
In Chinatown: Pacific and Royal Orchid.
Sandwich shops: The Beautiful British Butty on Portland Street and Nicky's.
Northern Quarter: Kabana and Koffee Pot
Other city centre restaurants: Efes Tavern.
I'll be checking back to see if they have improved and in the interests of fairness will point this out.
Here are a few other places I've been to recently that only rated 1, which means "major improvement necessary".
In Chinatown: Pacific and Royal Orchid.
Sandwich shops: The Beautiful British Butty on Portland Street and Nicky's.
Northern Quarter: Kabana and Koffee Pot
Other city centre restaurants: Efes Tavern.
I'll be checking back to see if they have improved and in the interests of fairness will point this out.
Monday, April 04, 2011
Digby Jones - Fixing Britain - reviewed
Just as empires have been judged to have crumbled under the weight of their own contradictions, so too this memoir/manifesto from the enigmatic Lord Digby Jones leaves you wondering how it all came to this.
Even the starting point (and conclusion) where the bombastic Brummie professes to love his country, then likens it to Ancient Rome (just before it collapsed), he puts a familiar marker down with the pomposity and grandstanding that took him to the top of the CBI and into Gordon Brown's Government of all the Talents. I say all of that as someone who admired him as the Voice for Business. He always delivered a good speech. He clearly worked ferociously hard at the helm of the UK's most influential business organisation, touring the country and talking to businesses. But just as you always wonder if a good campaigning politician could effectively lead a great department of state, so you found yourself wondering where all of this tub thumping would take dear Digby.
During his time at the CBI, he boasts in the book, he was the most visible leader that the business organisation had ever had. He was also taken inside Tony Blair's big tent and listened to. He had the ear of government.
He was asked round for chats at Number 10 and was frequently consulted on policy. Politically, he skilfully sidestepped the issue of the Euro, pandering to his bigger members by not following the weight of business sentiments which was against entry to the single currency. And during a period of economic growth, business enjoyed a good run. And yet for all of that access, for all of the massive strides that Labour made to be seen as business friendly - a Labour government, a Labour government (as he paraphrases Neil Kinnock) introducing a 10 per cent rate for Capital Gains Tax - by his own judgement, by his own standards and analysis of where we are now, it must have been a era of failure. He charts all the tactical defeats in the book without a hint of self-deprecation; the implementation of EU regulations on working time, the hike in National Insurance in 2004, the climate change levy. And culturally, he moans that business people are always portrayed as the bad guy in soaps and that journalists don't understand where wealth comes from.
So, you ask this question, why did this happen on your watch, Digby?
As he stepped into a new career as a minister he is frustrated from day one by the stifling civil service culture. He cites, but doesn't name, a thrilled woman minister accepting the trappings of office for the first time. He turns his back on all of that though and gets on with the job of "promoting Britain". But at what? I dare say he shakes a lot of hands, refuses to make apologies to imperial crimes, makes a lot of speeches, but more than that he doesn't really say - apart from accepting without a crumb of modesty that he "played a blinder" on a number of occasions.
So what is to be done about the broken Britain that needs fixing? To be fair, politically, if you take the book as a series of stances to take on a number of issues, there's little anyone who runs a business and who cares about Britain could disagree with him on. He's fairly centrist and fair minded, he articulates very well the distressing culture of worklessness, indolence and welfare dependency. His is the politics of the common sense voice of reason. But he also goes further and isolates the importance of education in an age of globalisation. So far so good. But this is supposed to be a serious figure from public life, one of the most influential of the last 15 years. And while this isn't a policy document, it is frighteningly light on detail or evidence, all the more surprising as a former lawyer, lobbyist and minister. It's just anecdote after story. Personal confrontations where he always has the last word and the best line.
He dreams up initiatives - like compulsory training - that will have to be enshrined in laws and delivered by reluctant civil servants. More red tape, tut tut.
He urges the Great British Public to embrace public life, but deliberately doesn't endorse the Big Society, because he's apolitical, see.
Take a look at this BBC interview, here, Digby oozes charm and self-promotes his own achievements. He is an ordinary bloke from the Midlands, he says, who has voted for every party. This is him batting for business, his constituency. His country. Using short sentences. Like this.
But just as he swerved the Euro issue, so too he has surprisingly little to say on the financial crisis of 2008, just a plea to leave the bankers alone. Has Britain's banking sector failed his constituency? The hard working, honest, red tape snarled, beleaguered and unloved British entrepreneur. Where is his railing against the monopolistic abuses of power of big retail and their destructive effect on the high street and on their supply chains?
This book ultimately reads well enough. Pugnacious and passionate; a little bit "Richard Littlejohn" in its saloon bar polemics. But it's also strangely close to the consensual politics the coalition agreement represents. Sadder though, it reads like a wall of unappreciated noise from a man with plenty to say, but nothing left to do.
The subjects he raises are at the heart of what kind of country Britain should be. The conclusions he draws are largely correct. But they're also not far off what the inclusive coalition agreement mapped out. I feel slightly mean spirited raising a critical word, as his is a voice in the political wilderness, a man who embraced coalition politics for the good of the country before the coalition government, explaining that although he was ennobled, he made big financial sacrifices as he did so. It's placed him, for now, outside of the corridors of power and influence. But the only person who can explain how that has happened is Lord Digby Jones of Birmingham himself, the one person least able, and least likely, to do so.
Even the starting point (and conclusion) where the bombastic Brummie professes to love his country, then likens it to Ancient Rome (just before it collapsed), he puts a familiar marker down with the pomposity and grandstanding that took him to the top of the CBI and into Gordon Brown's Government of all the Talents. I say all of that as someone who admired him as the Voice for Business. He always delivered a good speech. He clearly worked ferociously hard at the helm of the UK's most influential business organisation, touring the country and talking to businesses. But just as you always wonder if a good campaigning politician could effectively lead a great department of state, so you found yourself wondering where all of this tub thumping would take dear Digby.
During his time at the CBI, he boasts in the book, he was the most visible leader that the business organisation had ever had. He was also taken inside Tony Blair's big tent and listened to. He had the ear of government.
He was asked round for chats at Number 10 and was frequently consulted on policy. Politically, he skilfully sidestepped the issue of the Euro, pandering to his bigger members by not following the weight of business sentiments which was against entry to the single currency. And during a period of economic growth, business enjoyed a good run. And yet for all of that access, for all of the massive strides that Labour made to be seen as business friendly - a Labour government, a Labour government (as he paraphrases Neil Kinnock) introducing a 10 per cent rate for Capital Gains Tax - by his own judgement, by his own standards and analysis of where we are now, it must have been a era of failure. He charts all the tactical defeats in the book without a hint of self-deprecation; the implementation of EU regulations on working time, the hike in National Insurance in 2004, the climate change levy. And culturally, he moans that business people are always portrayed as the bad guy in soaps and that journalists don't understand where wealth comes from.
So, you ask this question, why did this happen on your watch, Digby?
As he stepped into a new career as a minister he is frustrated from day one by the stifling civil service culture. He cites, but doesn't name, a thrilled woman minister accepting the trappings of office for the first time. He turns his back on all of that though and gets on with the job of "promoting Britain". But at what? I dare say he shakes a lot of hands, refuses to make apologies to imperial crimes, makes a lot of speeches, but more than that he doesn't really say - apart from accepting without a crumb of modesty that he "played a blinder" on a number of occasions.
So what is to be done about the broken Britain that needs fixing? To be fair, politically, if you take the book as a series of stances to take on a number of issues, there's little anyone who runs a business and who cares about Britain could disagree with him on. He's fairly centrist and fair minded, he articulates very well the distressing culture of worklessness, indolence and welfare dependency. His is the politics of the common sense voice of reason. But he also goes further and isolates the importance of education in an age of globalisation. So far so good. But this is supposed to be a serious figure from public life, one of the most influential of the last 15 years. And while this isn't a policy document, it is frighteningly light on detail or evidence, all the more surprising as a former lawyer, lobbyist and minister. It's just anecdote after story. Personal confrontations where he always has the last word and the best line.
He dreams up initiatives - like compulsory training - that will have to be enshrined in laws and delivered by reluctant civil servants. More red tape, tut tut.
He urges the Great British Public to embrace public life, but deliberately doesn't endorse the Big Society, because he's apolitical, see.
Take a look at this BBC interview, here, Digby oozes charm and self-promotes his own achievements. He is an ordinary bloke from the Midlands, he says, who has voted for every party. This is him batting for business, his constituency. His country. Using short sentences. Like this.
But just as he swerved the Euro issue, so too he has surprisingly little to say on the financial crisis of 2008, just a plea to leave the bankers alone. Has Britain's banking sector failed his constituency? The hard working, honest, red tape snarled, beleaguered and unloved British entrepreneur. Where is his railing against the monopolistic abuses of power of big retail and their destructive effect on the high street and on their supply chains?
This book ultimately reads well enough. Pugnacious and passionate; a little bit "Richard Littlejohn" in its saloon bar polemics. But it's also strangely close to the consensual politics the coalition agreement represents. Sadder though, it reads like a wall of unappreciated noise from a man with plenty to say, but nothing left to do.
The subjects he raises are at the heart of what kind of country Britain should be. The conclusions he draws are largely correct. But they're also not far off what the inclusive coalition agreement mapped out. I feel slightly mean spirited raising a critical word, as his is a voice in the political wilderness, a man who embraced coalition politics for the good of the country before the coalition government, explaining that although he was ennobled, he made big financial sacrifices as he did so. It's placed him, for now, outside of the corridors of power and influence. But the only person who can explain how that has happened is Lord Digby Jones of Birmingham himself, the one person least able, and least likely, to do so.
Saturday, April 02, 2011
Remember the name, Patrick Monahan
We had a terrific day in Belfast on Thursday. Our conference and awards dinner seemed to go down really well with the businesses we were working with. As this blog isn't really about work I thought I'd just mention the comedian we used: Patrick Monahan. He was really funny. He hardly told a joke, just had a great way of interacting with the audience. He also came across as a genuine nice guy - someone who loves what he does, and loves entertaining and telling stories. He stayed in the bar at the Europa Hotel until 1am having a good laugh with the punters. So yes, I'd go and see him again. You should do. Or book him for a corporate gig if you do that sort of thing. A great talent.
April fool
I don't mind the tradition of April Fool jokes. Some are pretty rubbish, some are good fun though. I agree with Mark Solomons that none has ever beaten the spaghetti tree one from 1957 (yes, the date shocked me too). We did a school project on it in 1976. It was a great fun day.
Anyway, I was responsible for Insider's attempt at humour yesterday. It was a version of this mildly tailored for each region We fooled a few people, one bloke emailed our reporter accusing us of printing rubbish stories.
Anyway, I was responsible for Insider's attempt at humour yesterday. It was a version of this mildly tailored for each region We fooled a few people, one bloke emailed our reporter accusing us of printing rubbish stories.
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