Congratulations to all the supporters and players of Burnley Football Club on getting to the play off final at Wembley. Wouldn't it be great if all the Lancashire clubs were promoted and playing back where they belong?
Sorry, no, I can't do it, can't say it. Don't mean it.
AaaaaaaaaaGGGGGHHHHHHH! Nooooooooooooo! As I type Danny Baker is fuelling the sleeping giant myth.