Paintball's Coming Home (Alt Version) Half Man Half Biscuit

I'm sure there's a new version of this that sums up the fact that we get all our kids singing along to this fantastic tune in the car.

"They get their kids to sing ironic pop
"They get their kids to sing ironic pop
"They get their kids to sing ironic pop
"In the people carrier"

However, as they go to Catholic schools one can only imagine the horror on the teacher's face if they contributed such a line to the original song.