We get plenty of junkmail. We get our bills. We wish we didn't, but we do. We get our many magazine subscriptions. Mysteriously, every time one of us has a birthday a card will go missing with money in it. We try and complain about this and we get the bums rush. The person sending it has to complain instead at the point where they posted it, yet the problem is obviously at the Marple end. It stinks.